| Padded Cell #131
Name: Lindy; Asylum Keeper of the Beer Cap Behind the Fridge
Date of Birth: 01.13
Lindy was committed on January 18, 2000 due to the fact that she spends too much time reading HL fanfic. It has become an addiction for her. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #132
Name: Twilight Chimera; Asylum Metoes Worshipper
Date of Birth: 05.06
Twilight Chimera was committed on January 23, 2000 due to extreme obsession with the ROG, mainly his toes which she affectionately calls the Metoes. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #133
Name: Titania Paris
Date of Birth: 08.28
Titania Paris was committed on January 25, 2000 due to Methos obsession. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #134
Name: Erchomenos; Asylum Ceiling Sweeper
Date of Birth: 11.20
Erchomenos was committed on February 2, 2000 due to hysterically giggling and saying "Methos, Methos, Methoooos" repeatedly for no apparent reason. When confronted with Methos, blue, beer, or anything mentioning horses or the Bronze Age, the condition would worsen. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #135
Name: Calli Arcale; Asylum Translator for Those Who Speak
in Tongues
Date of Birth: 07.20
Calli Arcale was committed on February 5, 2000 due to excessive writing of Methos fanfic, excessive reading of Methos fanfic, and an inability to dissociate Mentos candies, "Manos: the Hands of Fate," and the word 'mythos' from the actual Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
From the Horse's Mouth
Padded Cell #136
Name: des; Asylum Clan Gofer
Date of Birth: 05.30
des was committed on February 7, 2000 due to insain giggling whenever the name Methos was mentioned. Much to her family's surprise and distress, she painted half her room woad blue and the other half white. She had a tendancy to run around school quoting Methos and yelling "break out the blue frosting!" in the middle of cake decorationg class. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #137
Name: (Satan Petite) Flore
Date of Birth: 10.06
Flore was committed on February 7, 2000 due to the impulsive need of beer and saying cynical things to friends only to be like Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #138
Name: Christy; Asylum Keeper and Cleaner of Methos's Sword
Date of Birth: 05.19
Christy was committed on February 7, 2000 due to the inability to stiffle giggles while watching Methos and the habit of quoting Methos, mostly while wondering through sword shops. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #139
Name: Krystal; Asylum Copier of the Methos Chronicles (let's
face it: they know better than to give me sharp objects, and
it gives me the chance to work closely with Methos himself)
Date of Birth: 06.15
Krystal was committed on February 14, 2000 due to overexcessive drooling in the presence of the ROG, a fascination with swords, a hanit of wearing a long trenchcoat, and uncontrollable desires for painting everything blue. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #140
Name: The Ignorant Savage; Asylum Blue Crayon Collector
Date of Birth: 12.20
The Ignorant Savage was committed on February 18, 2000 due to her fevered insistence that blue crayons were magic. This accompanied by persistent symptoms of unabashed Methos worship lead her to be diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed indefinitely.
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