| Padded Cell #61
Name: Destiny; Asylum Official Hair Groomer of Methos
Date of Birth: 09.14
Destiny was committed on November 9, 1998 due to excessive cleaning of Methos' hairbrushes. The Asylum guys in white found her staring blankly into space, a freshly scrubbed hairbrush in her hand, mumbling something about 'I have to get these clean for my master' over and over. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #62
Name: Bj McKay; Official Immortal Stab Victim for Methos
to Practise His Targeting Upon
Date of Birth: 12.02
Bj McKay was committed on November 11, 1998 due to her absolute conviction that she is immortal "I am!" and her selfless attitude and suicidal tendencies that "Methos can stab me all he wants!". She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed after a great struggle, lots of drugs and with a nice white coat, with long sleeves, and lots of shiny buckles.
Padded Cell #63
Name: Kimmielvr; Asylum Waxer and Buffer of Methos' Jimmy
Date of Birth: 09.30
Kimmielvr was committed on November 12, 1998 due to obsessive/compulsively reciting Methosisms to any and all she could force to listen to her and launching a quest to find the *perfect* brand of beer for Methos. Tough job, but someone has to do it. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Window
to My Worlds
Padded Cell #64
Name: Draconian Bluebird of Glamorgan; Asylum Quality Control
Guru (someone has to maintain standards around here!)
Date of Birth: 09.06
Draco-Blue was committed on November 13, 1998 because she couldn't resist pictures, fanfic, idle rumors, or anything else involving the ROG. The Methos quiz finally convinced her she needed help! She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #65
Name: Eowyn; Standing Silently Leaning On a Broom
Date of Birth: 09.02
Eowyn was committed on November 13, 1998 due to a pathogical obession with HL. She has become addicted to the Forum and alt/tabs incessantly. She has developed a nervous tick and her hands shake uncontrollably. She stands and sings out loud, holding a hairbrush like a mic, singing Dust in the Wind and Who Wants to Live Forever. She has 2 Toledo swords hanging in her living room. She is dangerous. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #66
Name: Alexia; Asylum Keeper of the Woad
Date of Birth: Late 17th century
Alexia was committed on November 15, 1998 due to a serious unexplained obsession with woad. She was found wandering the streets smearing blue face paint on unexpecting bystanders and mumbling incoherently about nightmares and small children. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #67
Name: Terr Windkin; Asylum Shadow Angel for the Insane
Date of Birth: 05.10
Terr Windkin was committed on November 15, 1998 due to never
ending dreams of Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple
Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #68
Name: Jennah B.; Asylum Singer of Inanities to Please Methos
Date of Birth: 11.29
Jennah B., the mad Bardesse, was committed on November 16, 1998 due to constant singing of inanities. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #69
Name: Sam I am74; Asylum Keeper of Methos' Blue Face Paint
Date of Birth: 08.15
Sam I am74 was committed on December 8, 1998 due to her uncontrollable urge to paint everything blue. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Sam's Highlander Page
Padded Cell #70
Name: Princess Arsilyn; Asylum Princess of Fantasia when
the Child-Like Empress is gone
Date of Birth: 06.19
Princess Arsilyn was committed on Dec. 9, 1998 due to lack of the MacLeods and Methos causing involentary screams of joy when either Connor, Duncan, or Methos appears on the TV or computer screen. She also believes she is the Princess of Fantasia and will marry Conner MacLeod. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
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