Padded Cell #71
Name: Fleta; Public Relations assistant for the Asylum and
Methos
Date of Birth: 03.13
Fleta was committed on December 6, 1998 due to her endless parody writing, poetry writing, and culinary masterpieces inspired by anything remotely Methos. For all her work as Counselor and Nurse, she finds it difficult to not include Methosian quotes, attitudes, style of dressing, and culinary preferences in her day-to-day life. This patient has been observed replaying Highlander episodes over and over (only when they include Methos), bribing fellow clansibs to produce works by one Peter Wingfield, writing parodies of anything she can turn Methosian, buying clothing and other items simply because she saw Methos or Peter Wingfield wear/touch/use it. This patient has been reported to have tried to turn partners in her relations into a more Methosian person, and she has contributed to the deliquincy of all her friends, rommates, and two of her former boyfriends by making them all as obsessed as she is. This patient sent out culinary creations that had been dyed blue and made blue faced men cookies to send to some Clansibs. The irony of her institutionalization was what finally sent her over the edge. She, herself, reported years ago that she thought she was an Immortal Guardian angel of Methos and one of his wives. She has also tried to foist this belief on other sane people and has gone so far as to believe that she is Evil Methos' watcher. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #72
Name: Katchoo aka Kelci; Methos' personal Dresser and Asylum
Seamstress (specializing in period cosuming for those Assylum
Masquerade parties) Hobby - petitioning TPTB for a Methos
show and HL comic books
Date of Birth: 11.26
Katchoo was committed on December 15th, 1998 due to: 1. Her compulsive obsessive need to find toes any where near as perfect as those of Methos. Symptoms of this were evidenced in her tendency to steal the footwear of any men she came in contact with; 2. She has an annoying tendency to end all conversations with, "Live, Grow stronger, Fight another day"; 3. Constantly running her life by the question, "How would Methos handle this?"; 4. Non HL tendency to number all her points in conversation. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. |
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Padded Cell #73
Name: dwolf; Asylum Keeper of the Feathers, blue or not
Date of Birth: 05.16
dwolf was committed on December 10, 1998 due to coloring everything blue with her new graphics editor and spending the rest of her time on the Highlander Forums. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. |
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dwolf's Shadow World
Padded Cell #74
Name: Lady Isis; Official Asylum Tatoo Artist
Date of Birth: 08.18
Lady Isis was committed on December 30, 1998 due to an infatuation with death and the bad habit of banging on pipes (they make a pretty sound). She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #75
Name: Accolade; Asylum Cleaner-upper of the Drool That Falls
as Methos Comes to Visit Us.
Date of Birth: 10.01
Accolade was committed on January 29, 1999 due to shiveries and nervous giggles at the mention of Master Methos. She is *positive* that she is 3000 yrs old and his mate for said amount of time. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #76
Name: hmpf; Asylum Goldsmith - a job that is about as old
as Methos! (If that little ear-ring of his should get damaged,
I can mend it...)
Date of Birth: 08.08
Hmpf was committed on January 29, 1999 due to Severe Methos Mania after one afternoon/evening´s eleven hours of continuous Methos Watching. She is also showing symptoms of BSF (Baggy Sweater Fetishism) and suffers from withdrawal symptoms due to extremely limited net access. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #77
Name: Marguerite Rideout; Asylum Cook
Date of Birth: 06.10
Marguerite Rideout was committed on February 1, 1999 due to constant Highlander watching. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #78
Name: siva Lover of ROG; Asylum Official Padder of the Walls
Date of Birth: 05.10
Siva lover of ROG was committed on February 8, 1999 due to constant contact with frus and sound bites of the Almighty Methos. She also contemplated stealing DNA from a certain Peter W. to create her very own Blue Faced Love God. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
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