Wildcat
Name: Wildcat
Species: hmm.. let's see here.. maybe wildcat?
Gender: male
Dæmon's name: Bob
What kind of Pokémon is your dæmon: The pink kind
Favorite Food: Pie. I love pie..
How do you think spoons feel about being oppressed and unthanked in silverware drawers across America? Cramped. There's alot of pointy objects in those drawers, but noooo, we had to make them blunt and defenseless
How do you feel? Lovely.

Karnik the Banana
Name: Karnik the Banana
Species: Duh. I'm SO obviously a ferret.
Gender: Neutral.
Dæmon's Name: Uber-cat
What kind of Pokémon is your dæmon: Alakazam
Favorite Food: Kumquats. Burnt kumquats.
How do you think spoons feel about being oppressed and unthanked in silverware drawers across America? I just want to hug them and tell them that somewhere, someone, is watching over them.
How do you feel? Ack! I am collapsing in indecision

The Annoyed Cockroach
Name: the Annoyed Cockroach
Species: (He didn't specify... he said he didn't get hung up on things like character development...)
Gender: That one... with the... yeah.
Dæmon's name: (He didn't say, he was busy lamenting about creative answers.)
What kind of Pokémon is your dæmon: (Again, he didn't say, but apparently, he has a thing against Pokémon in general because it used to be a good game...)
Favorite Food: (says that there IS a wrong answer to this question. I fail to find the humor in that reply.)
How do you think spoons feel about being oppressed and unthanked in silverware drawers across America? SPOOOOOON!
How do you feel? Depends on what I'm wearing. Usually cottony.

Uri Fairfield
Name: Uri Fairfield
Species: Fox
Gender: That's personal, eh? All right, I'm male.
Dæmon's Name: Cindy
What kind of Pokémon is your dæmon: Typhlosion. All the way, baby. (**Editor's note-- I agree. But Ampharos and Scizor are pretty cool too.**)
Favorite Food: Potatoes, corn, and, of course, red meat. Preferable raw. And not more than 20 minutes after the kill. Can't stand all that leftover carrion. Cindy hunts for me. Sweet old gel, wot?
How do you think spoons feel about being oppressed and unthanked in silverware drawers across America? I think they like it, actually. I resent that, anyway. I only oppress the ones with sharp handles. The others I pour all my love on. And saliva. Lick, lick, lick! Gosh, that sounds BAAAAAAAD...
How do you feel? I really wanna say I feel like sneezing, 'cause it sounds cool, and it feels cool, too. Alas, it would be a lie. I don't feel like anything. Uh-oh, pipe got tangled up in straitjacket again. Help! I'm suffocating! And I can't fix it cause of this stupid straitjacket *spazzes out*...

Jehbella
Name: Jehbella
Species: Otter
Gender: female
Dæmon's name: St. Rose
What kind of Pokémon is your dæmon: Meadowlark
Favorite food: Indian fry bread
How do you think spoons feel about being oppressed and unthanked in silverware drawers across America? Since there is a national spoon day, the original spoon, first of two spoons, and second of two spoons, and the outsider spoon I believe that they evolved into recognized and honored objects
How do you feel? Spiffy yet undefined

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