So you dared to come this way? Well, TC does not pity you. This little page is dedicated to the ultimate in Mary Sue. If you've already braved the fics, (click here at your own risk.) you can see that Diarrhea's powers are second only to one thing, being the love of Megatron's life.
Is Diarrhea based on any particular character?
What the fuck do you think, dumbass? Go here for the full story.
Isn't it great to be all-powerful and in love? Diarrhea surely thinks so. Check out her tech spec at the bottom.
Diarrhea
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Warrior, spy, mechanic, offense, defense, comic relief, stroppy soap character.
Diarrhea is the quintessential Mary Sue--the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues. She is a jet, sports car, fusion cannon, oral thermometer, toaster, hair dryer, CD player (much to Soundwave’s jealousy) digital camera, nail clippers, tweezers, plunger, microwave, television, reading lamp, mobile phone, satellite and several other things that have yet to be found.
Strengths: This chick has more power than you can shake a stick at. In her jet mode, she flies at light speed, enabling her, if she wants, to go back in time. (She actually traveled back to 1945 and inadvertently destroyed Japan.) She has nuke-impervious skin; nothing can hurt her. Her fusion cannon blasts can level small planets. Also, she has x-ray vision, infra-red vision, night vision, cluster bombs, null rays, can teleport, oh and did I forget she is the strongest of all the Transformers? She once pushed the moon out of its orbit. Cool, huh? She can also harness lightning and radar, enabling her to brainwash multitudes of fleshies to do her bidding. She’s a mechanic, spy, warrior, make herself invisible to radar. Also, she can draw puke and shit out of her subspace pocket that grosses out friends and foes alike.
Weaknesses: NONE! She’s all-powerful, dumbass; what the hell did you expect? Well, ok, there is that extreme dependency to males. Also, she has a horrid bowel-control problem. Watch out if she happens to fly over you.
The Sisters…
We all know damn well that the Vomita, Urinia, Bloodclot and Ellie May are merely luggage as far as the “storyline” concerns. Just hook ‘em up with some dudes and we are good to go. TC decided to put a few sentences on each of these chicks and any other chicks as they happen to manifest itself in the worm farm of her brain. Remember, vague at the very least. Happens when you’re the sisters of a Mary Sue.
Vomita
Gets a semi-decent amount of fic time partly due to her being hooked up with Starscream. As far as the sister hierarchy goes, she is second in command and very loyal. At least…to her boyfriend. She can draw vomit out of her subspace pocket to gross out friends and foes alike, hence the name. She also has weapons that are at the moment, vague due to the lack of character depth.
Urinia
Number three. She has taken a road less traveled by hooking herself up with Blitzwing, right now the most important thing going on for her. Like the other two. this feisty femme has massive quantities of you, guessed right, insurance salesmen, in her subspace pocket. Just kidding folks, looked like some of you were going to sleep on us. Like Vomita, her range of weapons is vague do to her also being nothing more than a moving prop with a boyfriend.
Bloodclot
This feisty Seeker Femme actually has a (drum roll) CHARACTER QUIRK! A while back, TC decided to give this one a split personality due to her dalliances with Soundwave and Hound. And since Blooclot doesn’t have any personality, her other personality was brought in to double the fun! Zero personality times two!
Ellie May
The one who actually has an individual power that has been mentioned and is also embroiled in a little love triangle of her own. Instead of an Autobot fella, she hooked up with Chromia, Autobot chick! Woo.
Pepto-Bismol/Bernice
Megatron’s ex-wife in the disguise of a pink great white shark fuzor. This chick is OBSESSED with her ex, and will go to any length to win him back. The Mary Sue of the Predacon turf until Diarrhea was chosen to bear the Mary-Sue Matrix. Considering she is a Mary Sue, another stupid stroppy femme with no personality and a huge set of knockers, TC will leave it as is.
Well, now that they have had some vague backgrounds, you’re probably wondering what the hell they look like. Well…TC’s a little too lazy to do so, and if you’ve seen the pathetic attempts of art for Diarrhea, you would know why.
AAH! MY EYES, MY EYES!(Back to the pile)