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Welcome to Chocobo Ugly, the bar where all we serve is random nonsense (with the occasional splash of cool junk)!

Dudette: "Why did you name your bar Chocobo Ugly?"
The Law: "Because 'Tifa's 7th Heaven' was taken!"

Sorry, this isn't all about sexy women dancing and slapping tables.  What do you think this is? Coyote Ugly?!


Anyway, click on a section and experience the Chocobo Ugliness...narrated by the Irvinator =D

Final Fantasy VIII Pretend-o-Mania!
Photo Bloopers
What the FREAK?!