Dudette:
"Why did you name your bar Chocobo Ugly?"
The
Law: "Because 'Tifa's 7th Heaven' was taken!"
Sorry, this isn't all about sexy women dancing and slapping tables. What do you think this is? Coyote Ugly?!
Final
Fantasy VIII Pretend-o-Mania!
Photo
Bloopers
What
the FREAK?!