Rating: G
Disclaimer: If you think I own Sailor Moon, you are *not* obsessed...
Summary: This is a list of things that apply to moonies...are you one?
Author's Notes: Have I mentioned recently how incredibly bored I am?
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You know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon when..
1. More than three of these apply to you...
2. You know who Sailor Moon is, and so does your best friend...
3. Your parents...
4. Your teachers...
5. Your entire soccer team...
6. Whether they are fans or not
7. You know all the Senshi's birthdays...
8. And celebrate them
9. You know all the dubbed names and original names...
10. Never get them mixed up...
11. And can spell them...
12. Correctly
13. You know how many episodes there were...
14. And how many never aired in North America
15. You can speak in time with the movies...
16. Even the ones in Japanese
17. You learned Japanese, just so you could understand Sailor Moon uncut episodes
18. You know that Sailor Moon was originally a comic book...
19. That it was called a manga in Japan...
20. And that Sailor V manga came first
21. You know the names of Sailor Moon's attacks...
22. The names of the other Senshi's attacks...
23. And can perform the acrobatics that accompany them
24. There is a shrine in your room for Sailor Moon
25. You read and understand Sailor Moon fanfics
26. You write Sailor Moon fanfics
27. You save your lunch money to buy Sailor Moon paraphernalia...
28. You save your lunch money in hopes of buying Sailor Moon
29. You have a cat named Luna, Artemis, or Diana...
30. You have three cats, black, white, and gray, with accompanying names...
31. You have a dog named Luna, Artemis, or Diana...
32. You spend your free time drawing bad fanart...
33. You spend your free time drawing good fanart...
34. You belong to a Sailor Moon mailing list, website, chat room, club...etc...
35. You run one
36. You wish you were Sailor Moon or another Senshi...
37. You think you *are* Sailor Moon or another Senshi...
38. You think your little brother might be a youma...
39. You know what a youma is...
40. You *know* he is one...
41. And you have tried repeatedly to *Moon Dust* him...
42. You think Mamoru is cute...
43. You think Mamoru is hot...
44. You want Mamoru
45. You start calling your teacher sensei...
46. And she knows why
47. You bleach your hair, and attempt an "Odango" style...
48. And succeed...
49. Even though you're a guy
50. You're reading this
51. You understand this
52. You wrote this...
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~ Author's Note ~
This is a work in progress. I am open to suggestions...hmm...that's another one...YKYOWSMW 2 - #1:You gave a suggestion for this list...*cackles* #2: You gave two... I am so bored...how about you? *Sighs* I'm sure I'll think of more, so stay tuned...
The Firefaery
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