You Know You're Obsessed With Sailor Moon When... Installment Two
Rating: G
P.S. If there isn't one of those signs * ~ * after the sentence, then *I* wrote it...
Disclaimer: If you think I own Sailor Moon, question your sanity...I question mine everyday...
Summary: This is a list of things that apply to moonies...are you one?
Author's Notes: Oh man, you would not believe how much of a kick I got out of all your reviews! They were hilarious! And I got a lot of suggestions. Some will be included in this installment. Look for this sign * ~ * at the end of the sentence. If it's there, another author sent it to me. When you come to the last of their suggestions, the name will be there in bold print. A lot of them were really funny...
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You know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon when..
53. You actually clicked to read this second installment...
54. And you couldn't wait for it to load
55. You gave a suggestion for this list...
56. You gave two...
57. You gave too many
58. You plan on naming your daughter Usagi or Serena...
59. You plan on naming your son Usagi or Serena...
60. You plan on naming your next goldfish Usagi or Serena
61. You broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend over a dream...
62. Even though the dreams was about white bunnies and fluffy kittens...
63. You figured "Hey, those bunnies and kittens could be rabid, right? I've got to protect him/her!!"
Now on to other authors
64. You think Professor Tomoe is the hottest guy to ever exist ~
65. You helped form a college Sailor Moon group ~
66. For meetings you dress up as your favorite Senshi ~ JerJer and Hippie Venus
67. You attempt to cut your hair very short and dye it dirty blonde to look like Uranus ~
68. It works ~
69. You make yourself a Senshi's uniforms ~
70. You make yourself an outfit like their school uniforms... ~
71. You actually wear it... ~
72. To school ~
73. You talk to cats... ~
74. Expect them to talk back... ~
75. And are not surprised when they do ~ Michiruka
76. You adamantly deny the claims of Sailor Moon being a dead series, and flame sites who say it is ~
77. You petition Fox, The Cartoon Network, and WB to buy rights for Sailor Stars ~
78. You learn Japanese so you can for above companies to help with dubs, so they will be *accurate* ~
79. Find said episodes, subtitle them, and distribute them on mIRC servers that allow it ~
80. You write Sailor Moon fanfics based on challenges ~
81. You write musical compositions for Michiru and Haruka to perform together ~
82. You fervently deny that the Senshi are not real ~
83. You know everything about the Senshi... ~
84. And their planets... ~
85. Including the Sailor Asteroids ~
86. You wonder why people make a single, all-powerful Senshi, the have her die... ~
87. You create a single, all-powerful Senshi and have her die... ~
88. Then bring her back with the Silver Crystal ~ Lirial_Raito
89. You've surfed the web for Sailor Moon fanfics... ~
90. All day... ~
91. Everyday...~
92. And you enjoy stumbling across a shrine or two dedicated to a Senshi ~
93. You hate the fact that they haven't dubbed Sailor Stars...~
94. You love the fact that they haven't ~
95. You add to a list, like I am...~ Calethos
96. *Addition to number 69* You make all your friends Senshi uniforms...
97. Make them wear them...
98. And hold mock battles against each other...
99. Using all your little brothers...I mean youmas...as targets
100. In woodshop you carved all the henshin sticks...
101. Usagi's multiple lockets...
102. And Chibi-Usa's Twinkle Bell...
103. And are convinced they work
104. You call your parents Ikuko and Kenji...
105. Your brother Shingo...
106. Your sister Shingo...
107. And they all answer
108. For Halloween, you tried to convince your boyfriend of a Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask duo...
109. And managed it...
110. With him as Sailor Moon
111. You actually finished reading these...
112. And enjoyed most of them
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~ Author's Note ~
Well, what did ya think? Not all of these were written by me, so I can only take a percentage of the flames. I actually got one, too. But anyway, if you didn't catch the other authors' names, here they are....
#64 - #66: JerJer and Hippie Venus
#67 - #75: Michiruka
#76 - #88: Lirial_Raito
#88 - #95: Calethos
The rest were by yours truly, though at one point I did add more to one of Michiruka's. I hope you enjoyed this installment, and please send more, so I can do a third one!
The Firefaery
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