You Know You're Obsessed With Sailor Moon When... Installment Three
Rating: G
P.S. Same sign applies: * ~ * is for another author, okay?
Disclaimer: I hate disclaimers right now, so I'm not going to put one...*peers around suspiciously* I know you're watching me! Ha! I don't own Sailor Moon, so there... *giggles insanely* you love me, right?
Summary: This is a list of things that apply to moonies...are you one?
Author's Notes: Ignore insane ranting contained in disclaimer...I'm a little off my rocker today. Ya know, I'm supposed to be on fall break. Last year our fall break was a week long; this year, its two freakin' days!! Argghhh...I want a longer break! It's not fair! *sighs* oh well...Anyway, I can't believe how fast people sent in suggestions! I have probably gotten forty, and I just finished installment two like, two days ago. I think it's more along the lines of fifty or sixty...but I don't know yet. Just scroll down and read, okay?
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You know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon when..
113. You can understand why there are 113 of these...
114. You contributed more than half of these...
115. More than half of these apply to you...(AN that's kinda scary, if you think about it)
116. All of these apply to you (AN that *is* scary...do you call out sailor moon in your sleep?)
117. You call out Sailor Moon in your sleep...
118. You call out Sailor Moon when you're awake
119. The prospect of writing a third installment excites you...
120. The prospect of writing a thirtieth installment excites you
121. You contributed to both the second and third installment...
122. And can't wait to email more ideas for the fourth
Now on to other authors
123. You believe your favorite Senshi is real... ~
124. You search for her... ~
125. And manage to find a look alike ~
126. You visit Japan in hopes of a sighting ~
127. You find out where Naoko Takeuchi lives... ~
128. And visit her constantly... ~
129. So much that she has a restraining order against you ~
130. You write yourself into fics with your favorite Senshi... ~
131. And believe that you two are soul mates... ~
132. You write yourself in as the 'new' Senshi... ~
133. Along with your best friends... ~
134. And believe its truly your new destiny ~
135. You toss Frisbees at your brother's head in imitation of Usagi's tiara attack ~
136. You randomly attack people on the street because they look like an SM villain (Kunzite, Nephrite...etc) ~
137. Your teachers know not to ask you anything about the solar system in fear of the stats you'll give ~
138. Your teachers have memorized the Senshis' stats... ~
139. Their transformations... ~
140. And their attacks... ~
141. Because of you... ~
142. As have your friends... ~
143. Your classmates... ~
144. Your enemies... ~
145. And parents... ~
146. And little brother...I mean the youma that lives with you ~
147. You keep adding to these lists... ~
148. And more than fifty on the list are yours ~ Michiruka
149. You think every guy with glasses is Melvin/Umino... ~
150. And is stalking you ~ Jade Diggory
151. You went out with a guy because he acted like Darien, Kunzite, Jadeite, Nephrite, Ziosite, Helios, etc...~
152. Because you believe you are his Bunny, Mina, Rei, Lita, Ami, or Rini ~
153. When your teacher checks your notebook, he now knows you doodle the Senshi during class... ~
154. Or practice writing your name with Shields or Chiba in the margins ~
155. You plan on naming your son Seiya... ~
156. Or another name from SM ~
157. Your brother was asked *ahem forced* into a costume of Helios so you friends little sister could be Rini... ~
158. You and your friend went as whichever scout you chose ~
159. You wear outfits similar to the Senshi: green jacket for Darien, etc ~
160. You died your hair blue, purple, pink, blonde, brown, or teal to match your favorite Senshi... ~
161. Even though it wasn't Halloween ~ Nadeshiko Kinmoto
162. You wonder if other people can see when the Senshi transform ~ Sailor Star Jupiter
163. You buy a Sailor Moon costume... ~
164. And wear it... ~
165. In public... ~
166. Outside Halloween time ~
167. You wear a long blonde wig for hours at a time... ~
168. And your friend figured out how to "Odango" it ~ JerJer and Hippie Venus
169. All of the Scouts *ARE* real... ~
170. And anyone who disagrees has been labeled insane... ~
171. And shall die! (AN I hope she was kidding...) ~
172. You can name both of Rei's crows... ~
173. You knew she had crows... ~
174. And can spell them... (AN Phoebes and Demos...I think...) ~
175. You insist people call you "Meatball Head" or "Odango Atama" ... ~
176. Because of your new hair-do ~
177. You unknowingly start to slip in an occasional Japanese word or two in regular conversation... ~
178. You knowingly do so... ~
179. And wait for your friends to ask what it means... ~
180. Which they stop doing after a while because they learn all the words you say ~
181. You call the Bare-naked Ladies song "One Week" The Sailor Moon Song because it mentions Sailor Moon momentarily... ~
182. But you only know that group of lyrics ~ (AN I've gotta get a copy of those lyrics)
183. You no longer think of blue and pink as unusual hair colors ~
184. You start responding to bad mouthers by saying "In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!!!!"
185. While taking a shower you start spinning the showerhead around you while doing the Sailor Mercury transformation moves... ~
186. You manage to do them without breaking your neck ~
187. You and your friends dress up your cats as Luna and Artemis for Halloween ~
188. You think "Usagi" every time you read or say the word 'usage' ~
189. You doodle Senshi on your math tests... ~
190. Homework assignments... ~
191. Any handy piece of paper... ~
192. Your brother...I mean the youma who lives with you ~ (AN I love using that! lol)
193. You start to wonder why the Navy won't reply to your email requests to change their uniforms ~ (AN for those who don't get it...Sailors...duh)
194. You insist to your little sister that dying her hair pink is cool... ~
195. And red contacts will make her look older ~
196. You spontaneously take up the stance of your favorite Senshi... ~
197. While at school... ~
198. During an English test worth fifty percent of your grade ~
199. You tell people how hard it is to fight in high heels and a short skirt... ~
200. From experience ~
AHHHH!!! Is anyone else frightened by this number? 200!! Good grief...
201. DiC is a bad word around your house... ~
202. For the obvious reason that they butchered Sailor Moon in the US dub ~ Kat
203. You were overjoyed when this list reached the 200 mark...
204. You can't wait to send in the next hundred or so needed for the 300 mark
205. You actually reached the bottom of the page... ~
206. And are moving on to my boring ~ Author's Note ~...
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~ Author's Note ~
I hope I'm not alone in saying... "Wasn't this a bit long?" I know, I know, but I wanted to include everyone who sent me stuff. When it hit 200, I was as surprised as the rest of you. I probably should have made a fourth installment...but oh well, right? Just a reminder, the rating is "G". Sending me hentai suggestions is fine with me, I get a kick out of reading them, but I won't put them up on the list. Hey, isn't this great! 206 ways to know if you're obsessed with Sailor Moon...I know I definitely am...he he he... oh boy...Stay tuned for the fourth one...
Authors' Names
#123 - #148: Michiruka (a return submitter!)
#149 - #161: Nadeshiko Kinmoto (new)
#162: Sailor Star Jupiter (new)
#163 - #168: JerJer and Hippie Venus (another return submitter!!)
#169 - #202: Kat (new, but she had a ton of ideas!)
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