 ~ some fun quotes ~ All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner "Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?" "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." ~ Groucho Marx >> more << 
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which
I disapprove. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant"Are you kidding me?! They go together like balogna and cheese! No, wait. More like mayonnaise and bread." ~ 9 year old girl, when asked if her brother and cousin hang out a lot. As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. "I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." -Jasper Carrott My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -- Ashleigh Brilliant 
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers."This is the biggest CD I've ever seen!" ~ a kid on first seeing a record "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!" ~ Homer Simpson When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Jack Handy... "To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did." One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. all with wings on this page are from wonderflight :-) Red Dwarf Groucho Marx Back ~ quotes Beautiful World |
