Diary

• Don't kick dirt on others, you're only losing ground."
• "Shoot for the moon. If you miss you'll be among the stars."
• "I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast or very far and if you drive me people will think you're gaaaay."
• "There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't."
• "Smile because today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
• "Don't settle for the one you can live with.... wait for the one you can't live without."
• "Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them."
• "There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for.
• "Love is friendship set on fire."
• "The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
• "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
• "Life itself is the most wonderful fairytale of all."
• "When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it."
• "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up."