Well, what can I say? - the beer had a profound effect on me!
It turned me into a young, beautiful woman (not to mention habitual liar)

I wonder why I did this...
It was the waiter's fault. He tied his tablecloth around my head like this. I didn't see myself, until I downloaded this picture!

This was the reason why my parents never had a third child.
(couldn't risk having a daughter, if this was anything to go by)