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Hug barney on the way out | I'm not big on those conspircacy theories, but if one comes my way and my pants are down, then I'll drop everything and run to my office to do some research. I'll probably get arrested on the way over, but it's a risk worth taking. Some of this will scare the virginity off of your dog, unless the bitch next door gets to him first. Some will intrigue you. And some of it sucks, but remember, my parents don't pay tens of thousands of dollars for me to go to college and excel. They pay for my future wife, future job, and future police record. Home |