This page is for those of you who want to add your 2-cents worth to the site.
Feel free to send emails, telegrams, smoke signals, sky writings, whatever, to speak up.
If it doesn't fit the theme of one of the other pages on the site, I'll gladly add it here.
One thing though, please keep it relatively clean, after all, this is a "family" site.
DEFINITIONS BY ROLE-ASSIGNMENT:
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Femme: Any part under a car's hood.
Butch: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Femme: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Butch: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Femme: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Butch: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for the bar.
BUTT (but) n.
Femme: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured
makes "look bigger.
Butch: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for
mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Femme: A desire to get married and settle down.
Butch: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Femme: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Butch: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Femme: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Butch: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and Butch bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Femme: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Butch: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Femme: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Butch: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
------Sent in by Texas Redhead...thanks sweetie!
hi, listen i really loved your "understanding butch", it was all so true, my
sweet butch is just like that i thought you were writing about her!!! the
last time i asked her to carry my purse she hung it on her forehead like a
bandana and the purse part hung down her back......tooo cute. thanks for
the laughs!!
------Sent in by sylvia
