Googlisms
For those of you who are not familar with "googlisms" you can try it for yourself at www.googlism.com.
Basically you plug in your name, or anything and see what it spits back out from the various webpages.
Below are some things it gave me back that I thought were rather amusing.
Googlism: Gretel
- gretel is portrayed as an airheaded giggler who is prissy
- gretel is available for public and private booking from 24 october 2001 until the end
of january 2002
- gretel is horrified; now they'll have to pick twice as many as before
- gretel is a heartwarming feast you'll enjoy time and again
- gretel is a gutsy girl
- gretel is not happy with her old lawyers they were no pro
- gretel is a german sexploitationer that follows a different path than most of schulmadchen
- gretel is conducted by maestro kim allen kluge
- gretel is born she emerges from the mother wrapped in plastic
- gretel is his virginal wife
- gretel is getting a limited release on october 18
- gretel is a much more curious and adventurous little kitty
- gretel is a rambouillet cross ewe and will produce the finest wool of all the sheep in the flock
- gretel is an array of colourful characters that include her beautiful best friend and antithesis jill; the eccentric and romantic aunt margot
How about Schlegel?
- schlegel is missing about seven animals
- schlegel is a little shy about the intimate nature of some of her new songs
- schlegel is our local terrorist
Cow Pi?Nothing for that, but cow pie:
- cow pie is hand picked by our experts in the fields
- cow pie is like radioactive material
- cow pie is not edible and is never to be stepped in
- cow pie is just camouflage
- cow pie is a treat everyone will enjoy
- cow pie is a lot deeper than we thought
Spot Conlon
There's only a few decent ones.
- spot conlon is the most respected and famous newsie in all of new york
- spot conlon is quite infamous in brooklyn…??? ???infamous???? darby exclaimed
- spot conlon is a doity rotten scabbah
