Favorite Quotes

• Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that. pause Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
• I'm Rick James, bitch. Enjoy yourself.
• Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine.
• Charlie! There's a new joke goin' around - have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face?
• isn't it creeping when some IT guy checks out your laptop instead of you? -g
• 10,000,000 "decased" is pretty clitical
• OW! There goes my hopes for 1st base! -Teen Girl Squad
• It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. (TRU DAT!)
• On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
• If it weren't for you Kent, I'd be at Harvard right now, with a co-ed on each arm.
• Oooooo, Lexie wants it back.
• I'm totally crushin' -TGS
• Shakin' it dirty
• Well I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends. -So and So
• And these stunts are so. . . done by me -SB ep80
• Boys are stupid, why do I like them so much? -G
• I'd rather be a pimpstress than in a harem -G
• Stay strong little marshmallow -Jeremy O, as quoted from a bumper sticker, he thought it was profound ;)
• I'll should be fine if I've read the book, but I haven't read it yet.
• I beg your pardon, correct English is the slang of prigs who write history and essays. - Middlemarch
• A plane a plane!!!!! Take me with you!
• I'm not favorable to this type of music.
• You are backward and you are weak, therefore you are wrong!
• Remember safety first, last, and always.
• Why are you so concerned about my snout
• I'm not favorable to this type of music.
• When you go to the library be sure to bring a book with you so you won't get bored.
• What do you call a blind deer?
• Just wooking at da sad sad wittle bunny may cause suicidal behaviors.
• I love being alone in the country.
  But John, I'm here.
• You drippy po!
• Here Jesus, have another brownie. -Chachi
• Where's my eye? -Arnold Schwarzenegger
• You are condemned to the stare of the monkey!!
• Die Gretl Fanklub, du und du alleine. -Liz
• MR BLUE LIIVVES!
• You really have gone where no man has gone before. -Dr McCoy
• I'll teach you to whistle on the Sabbath!
• I'd rather be a pimpstress than part of a harem.
• I've been roped and throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral.
• Don't let the front door hit you when you're stupid. -Brak.
• What does your breath smell like - G
  Germs!!! -Linds
  Get your butt out of here! -G
• I don't know what the beef is between you two. But you better grill it up and eat it! -Drumline
• If I can't be number one in you life, then number two on you.
• Drinking and parking causes accidents.
• Where does one find such love?
• Is there more to Mr. Peanut than meets the eye?
• Is that a TV antenna on the hut next door?
• Are those funny brownies?

53 Things to Make You Happy (in honor of Katie)

1. being labeled a firecracker (sparkle sparkle)
2. meeting in a dream
3. robots to do it for you
4. peeling shrimp, nothing like it
5. working out and feeling tired afterward
6. making things work again
7. finding an old friend again
8. watching Smallville together, 900 miles apart
9. saucy harlots
10. Hmmm . . .
11. getting chased by zombie dogs
12. walking over the body of said zombie dog
13. snowball fights, the more snow in someone ELSE's face the better
14. laughing/crying fests; If you can't tell, then why should we?
15. Libra, the flaming hairdresser
16. gummi-bear wars
17. Ruffians
18. the Dork Brothers
19. dead squirrels pulled from a toilet
20. the Newsies
21. staying up until four thirty and waking up at three thirty.
22. learning HTML
23. NOT THE MONKEES! I just saw some episodes. Totally lame. All though, Mike's hat IS pretty cool
24. decorations on one's foil food protector
25. fake letters from Charles Worthington
26. Jack Kornwax
27. Carryin' the Banner
28. happy boxes
29. Little Man Crinkles
30. sailing by the seat of your pants
31. Greek nouns (not the verbs)
32. Purple streaks in one's hair
33. BRRROOOOKLYN!!!
34. When are you going to understand that all my ideas are good ones?
35. Tribbles!
36. the dust bunnies
37. German chocolate. Nothing like savoring a piece of that sweet sweet goodness
38. He tried to eat a rock. That's humorous.
39. The opening theme to Star Trek (the original duh!) Another suburb episode is sure to follow.
40. I need a random sentence.
41. the Kentucky boys
42. coMfusion
43. La Muerte Roja, the fever goddess
44. gopher feet in a jar
45. weird college nicknames like: Stockenblocken, Huhnstock, Gretel von, G-Bomb, and G-Unit
46. midnight missions to get lilacs
47. going to the Post Office
48. hearing a song from a movie on the radio
49. sailing when it's very windy; it's is critical that the B-Over Method is attempted
50. Nebaknuuzer

Things to Make You Humble

(apparently I'm not very humble)

• being overprioritized by marinara sauce
• being spanked by a mountain
• Capt. Falcon