This little gem just might help give you some
direction in your voting.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
VICE
PRESIDENT GORE I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens
right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road!
I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.
GOVERNOR
GEORGE W. BUSH I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the
road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide.
The government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get
across the oad.
SENATOR LIEBERMAN I believe that every chicken has the
right to worship their God in their own way. Crossing the road is a
spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road
in their own way.
SECRETARY CHENEY Chickens are big-time because they
have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want
to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In
fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.
RALPH
NADER Chickens are misled into believing their is a road by the evil
tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to
create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there
is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with
chickens.
PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking
American.
SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and
we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD
REAGAN What chicken?
BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with
THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken"
please?
GEORGE BUSH Sr. I don't think I should have to answer that
question.