Are you constantly being told that you do not know Jack Schitt? Admittedly, I do not know Jack Schitt. However my curiosity got me to research Jack Schitt and I would like to share my findings with you.
Who is Jack Schitt?The Lineage Revealed
(Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt". With this information, now you can handle the situation.)
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt the owner of KneeDeep Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holi Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; Fulla Schitt; Giva Schitt; and Bull Schitt.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Against his parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a mongoloid son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood, and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with a new bride Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" You can correct them.