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THINGS TO SAY ABOUT A GIFT YOU DON'T LIKE |
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- Hey! There's a gift.
- Well, well, well...
- Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit.
- Perfect for wearing in the basement.
- Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
- If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
- I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
- Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
- To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
- I really don't deserve this.
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