1. Claims He is The Real Slim Shady.

2. Thinks His Craftmatic Adjustable Bed is A Hoopty With Hydraulics

3. Pours A Bottle Of Metamucil on the Block for His Homies.

4. Threatens To "Pop A Cap in the Nurse" for Serving Cold Applesauce.

5. Gets His Dentures Capped in Gold.

6. Becomes Excited when his Heart Monitor Beeps 
Because he Thinks A Ho is Paging Him.

7. Tells Grandma to "Back That Ass UP."

8. Wears Pants Sagging Around His Waist So His Adult Diaper Shows.

9. Has His Toupee Braided Into Cornrows.

10. Refers to His Cane as "His Gat."