| What women say... |
...What they mean... |
| Can't we just be friends? |
There is no way in hell I am going to let any part
of your
body touch any part of mine, again. |
| I just need some space |
...without you in it |
| Can you help me with my homework? |
If I keep whining, the fool will do it for
me. |
| Do I look fat in this dress? |
We haven't had a fight in a while |
| No, pizza's fine |
Cheap bastard |
| I just do not want a boyfriend now |
I just do not want (you as a) boy-friend
now |
| I don't know; what do you want to
do? |
I can't believe that you have nothing
planned |
| Come here |
My puppy does this too |
| I like you but... |
I don't like you |
| You never listen |
You never listen |
| We're moving too quickly |
I am not going to sleep with you until I find out
if this
guy in Bio has a girlfriend |
| I'll be ready in a minute |
I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because
I know
you will. |
| Oh, no, I will pay for myself |
I am just being nice; there is no way I am
going
dutch |
| Oh Yes! Right there |
Well, near there; I just want to get this over
with |
| I'm just going out with the girls |
We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and
your
friends |
| There's no one else |
I am doing your brother |
| Size doesn't count... |
unless I want an orgasm |