720: TOW Rachel's Big Kiss
Joey: Hey guys, look who's back, it's "Ray-ray"!
Rachel: That was my friend Melissa from college.
Ross: She seems REALLY, REALLY FUN!!!
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Rachel: Yes.
Monica: Wow!
Joey: Wow what, wow what? Who you what?!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Monica: They were lovers!
Ross/Joey: What?!
Rachel: No we weren't, it was nothing! It was one night, senior year, we went to a party, had a lot of sanguia, and ended up kissing for a bit...
Ross: So that's two of my wives...
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Chandler: Well, thanks a lot for hooking me up Rach, I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.
Rachel: I am Monica's maid of honor, ok, don't try to blue pin me!
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Rachel: Ooh! This one was Pierce Brosnen's.
Chandler: Pierce Brosnen's? Are you serious? 007? This is James Bond's tux? Ohh, I have to get married in James Bond's tux!
Rachel: It's a pretty cool tux.
Chandler: It's not just that. I would be England's most powerful weapon. A jet-setting heartbreaker on her majesty's secret service. A man who fears no one, with a license to kill...would Monica let me wear this?
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Chandler: Ross is Batman!
Monica: Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time!
Chandler: Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmore wore in Batman, ok, Batman is so much cooler than James Bond!
Monica: What are you talking about? 007 has all those gadgets!
Chandler: Batman has a utility belt!
Monica: 007 has a fancy car!
Chandler: Batman has the batmobile!
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies...
Chandler: Batman had Robin... we get ESPN, right?
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Chandler: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Monica: Of course, yes, I was Thi Mega Tampon.
Chandler: What one?
Monica: Yeah, you know, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Fillangi died of alcohol poisoning.
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Chandler and Monica Clips
501: TO After Ross Says Rachel
Chandler: Hey.
Monica: Hey.
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Chandler: Seven times!
Monica: Ugh! Well, yknow, we were away
Chandler: In a foreign, romantic country
Monica: I blame London.
Chandler: Bad London!
Monica: So look umm, while were st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Monica: Only here.
Chandler: Yknow, I saw a wine cellar downstairs
Monica: Ill meet you there in two minutes.
Chandler: 'Kay!
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504: TOW Phoebe Hates PBS
Chandler: But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH
MY
GOD.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God!
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505: TOW All the Kips
Phoebe: Hey!
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator. Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
Rachel: Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.)
Joey: Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? Joey, I need to talk to you!!
Joey: Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!
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508: TOW All the Thanksgivings
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Monica: What?
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Chandler: No I didn't!
Monica: Yes, you did!
Chandler: No I didn't!
Monica: You love me!
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)
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514: TOW Everybody Finds Out
Phoebe: Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off. To find out what they were saying while filming this scene and lots of other interesting things, check out the facts section.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
Rachel: Oh my God!
Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!!
Phoebe: OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
Phoebe: NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!
Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!!
Phoebe: YOU KNOW?!!!
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Phoebe and Rachel: Ohhh!!!
Rachel: Ah, Ahh!!
Ross: What?! What?!
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)
Phoebe: (Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)
Ross: Oh, ahh!! (Joining them)
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Chandler: Joey!
Joey: Yeah?
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Monica: Them?! Who's them?
Joey: Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.
Monica: Joey!
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Chandler: Oh man!
Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!
Monica: Unless
Joey: No! Not unless! Look this must end now!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Chandler: Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!
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Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Phoebe: And why not?!
Chandler: Because I'm in love with Monica!!
Phoebe: You're-you're what?!
(Monica comes out of the bathroom; Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! I love you, Monica.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Joey: Dude!
Chandler: And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor...and may I say your breasts are still showing.
Phoebe: God!
Joey: All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
Monica: Well actually, Ross doesn't.
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
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Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh
What are you doing?!! GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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517: The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss
Chandler: Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Monica: I feel really sad that we're not
really there anymore.
Chandler: Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?
Monica: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?
Chandler: Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Chandler: Yeah?
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: Y'know what I just realized? You just freaked out about our relationship.
Monica: Did not.
Chandler: Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!
Monica: Okay, I freaked out a little.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
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704: TOW Rachel's Assistant
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Chandler: Oh no-no, I cant do that.
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Okay.
Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
Monica: God. He threw up?
Chandler: No, he visited a little town south of throw up.
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