Title: Happy Birthday!
Summary: For the DW100 "Alien" challenge.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.
"I will never understand humans," the Doctor muttered. He sighed, stood up, and turned the lights back up to full.
"They're aliens, Doctor," Nyssa said, patting him on the arm. "And she did say this was what she wanted."
The Doctor relived the horror on Tegan's face as she ran from the room. "A stripper is an old Earth tradition for a birthday, yes. So where did I go wrong? What did I not understand?"
Adric adjusted his blue star underwear, wiped a glob of wax from his chest and pouted. "Will you PLEASE help me pick up my clothes?"
