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Well maybe I should tell you a little bit about me . Well, despite my name, I am not a farmer, mechanic, or truck driver (although I'm about a generation away). I was born outside of Lansing, Michigan, lived in Plano, Texas, and moved to Philadelphia for high school. I graduated from Pennsbury high school in the not so beautiful Fairless Hills, PA. I came back to Texas (Austin) to go to...yup, you guessed it ..THE University of Texas. I'm now a microbiology senior (after letting electrical engineering stomp on my GPA for a while) and plan to graduate next ~~fall '98~~ .. spring '99. If you love dogs as much as I do, than take a look at my dog, Dakota.

How about a picture of Walter Cronkite, a couple fraternity brothers, and I???

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The rest of this web page is devoted to just a brief insight into the mind of Dale...(and a couple of links as well)

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If it's humor you're looking for, then take a look below. This is a growing list of humorous e-mails given to me by friends. Feel free to e-mail me with submissions...

DISCLAIMER: I have done all I possibly could to give credit where credit is due. I am not and don't pretend to be the author of these. This also means that I cannot be credited with any bad jokes...Just blame my friends.