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"I don't know...I never know what these pink things say." --Ms. Fisher, 2-1-00

Another note to all: Well, HeLL's Hokey Home disappears on March 1st. Say your goodbyes...the regular HeLL's Home will be back before you know it. And I'm sure many of you will appreciate that.

Updates, Feb 8, 2002: There's a new SADS entry. I'm kind of bored with my page. Is there anything you guys want me to do? You're all just kinda sitting there staring, aren't you? *sigh* Discouraged...maybe I'll just leave the site alone for a few months and learn something new...how to chop vegetables, for example. Oh...and have you had your Colorgenics Profile done? It's a neato "personality" assessment.
Comments on HeLL's Hokey Home
The regular HeLL's Home
Quizzes I took << updated
DHS Alumni Index << Daisy is the awesomest because she keeps submitting.


Remember, Class, You Must Bring Enough For Everyone

I feel all cuddly and stuff! C'mere, let me give you a hug! Ooo! Kissy-poo! Mmmwah! .........................................................

Happy Valentine's to all who have left: Stephen, Snoodle, Jennifer, and HooveR!
Hugs all around for my "frenz"--you know who you are...
It's a devil of a page.

Prepare for candy heart fun. Addicted to Luv
<< Click on graphic for some Santos-brand pictorial luv.

Cupid aims. Cupid lets fly. Cupid scores another hit. You suddenly find your heart...working. What the heck is going on? Your brain doesn't function anymore! You find yourself wanting to do crazy things! You find yourself staring foolishly into space! You find yourself...addicted.

Which Candy Heart Are You?
Love Calculator
Chinese Love Calculator
E-Kiss Cards


The Aftermath of Luv
What's going on over there? Click the photo to find out. >>

The honeymoon's over. The sparks are gone. You're at each other's throats--but not in a nice way. You can finish each other's stories now--and it's not funny. It's about time you faced the truth. Luv sucks. But hey, it happens. Time to sever the ties.

Is It Time To Break Up?
Broken Heart Calculator
Tell-Em-Off Cards
Voodoo Curse E-Dolls
Happy Tree Friends Valentine Smoochie With a name like that, you know it's tasteless and bloody.

Because store-bought valentines just lack that homemade taste.

I look better without a nose and a mouth. Don't You Luv Book Reviews?
<< It's me as a cartoon. Aren't I cute? Yep.

I know; it seems odd to stick a bunch of book reviews on Le Page of Luv. My reasoning for it is simply that I haven't done any reviews in a while, plus I work in a bookstore. Besides, my only real talent is writing, therefore everything has been combined into some special luv-related book reviews.

The Voodoo Love Kit
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating & Sex
The Rules II


Don't be a prisoner of luv. Visit my links!

This special Valentine edition of HeLL's Home thanks good friends for their contributions. HeLL thanks them also.