DINFOS TOP TEN QUOTES

10. "The black box, formerly known as... the black box."

9. "There is NO PLACE for violent soldiers on the battlefield."

8. "The alleged tree..."

7. "What's an entrenching tool? (Navy)"

6. "What's a run? (Air Force)"

5. "BE a TREE."

4. "Is this graded or can I blow it off?"

3. "This press briefing has been called to tell you that we have no new information."

2. "What copy-editing symbol looks like a smiley face with fangs?"

and the number one quote...

"You cannot polish a turd."