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Read me a 'tory, Papa Hey, hey, lookie here. It 'tory time! Even if you aren't a *coughing* pig, it's okay. You still deserve story time! Enjoy, buddies.

Oh, but I heard that there were big, scary *goldfish* all over the place, out to eat us and kill us and do all those other things that goldfish want to do to us, when we're sleeping and they're not. I know what to do! Don't sleep!

Boredom

Horse Cult

The Chosen One

The Happy Story

Six Words

The Gray of the Streets

Angels and Mountain Lions

Beginning, Middle, End

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