Having these in a deck is laughable
10 - Twin Swords of Flashing Light
Discard a card from your hand in order to decrease your monster's attack by 500. I guess getting to attack twice is a nice consolation.
9 - Aswan Apparition
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8 - Buster Rancher
You may burst my bubble with your Witch of the Black Forest, but I'm safe against anything from a Summoned Skull up!
7 - Archfiend's Oath
Pay 500 life points and you might get something if you're psychic.
6 - Recycle
I'll pay life points so that when this duel is nearly over, I'll get to use this card again!
5 - Hieroglyph Lithograph
I have to pay life points and use a card to allow myself to carry ONE more maximum, which I doubt I will reach
4 - Jade Insect Whistle
I get to help my opponent draw man-eater bug, obviously assuming he even has one or any insect in his deck
3 - Two-Pronged Attack
I lose two, and a card, but you lose one!
2 - Gather Your Mind
Play this card solely for the purpose of getting another one that you can't use the same turn!
1 - Double Snare
This card can handle any Jinzo, Royal Decree, or ... um ... is that it?
~from Lord of Gagagigo~
-supplemented, but not altered by, La-ki-oh-