Welcome to Funny Poems For Kids

FunnyPoemsForKids.com (FPFK) welcomes children's poetry written by kids who would like to see their poems on this Kids' Page. Poems may be submitted from the form on the bottom left-hand side of this page. All submissions will be reviewed by children's poetry author, R. Renee Bembry to determine whether to place them on this site. Placement is NOT guaranteed. Poems that are posted will include child author's first name and age if provided with submission..

Author R. Renee Bembry also welcomes poetry topic ideas which may also be submitted via the submission form.

After reading the children's submissions on this page, continue scrolling down the page to find links leading to silly humorous poems written by author Ms. Bembry. The vast majority of poems offered at this site are written by Ms. Bembry who also has a children's eBook series, in its beginning stages, located at Amazon.com. Ms. Bembry has works published in educational mediums for schools as well as in online learning sites for children. Check here for her series of children's eBooks that address life's lessons.

Saturday Morning Cartoons

I woke up at 8
My dad left for Jiffy Lube
I looked toward the shelf
But where's the tube?

I asked my mom
But she didn't care
She's way too busy
Highlighting her hair

I asked my brother
But he's a fool
He's busy with a report
That's late for school

I ate some breakfast
It was real cold
By the time i find it
I will be so-o old

I look to the curb
Thank God not there
I wonder where it is
It's time for Pooh Bear

I look in the living room
What have I found
Wow! There it is!
Lying on the ground
I plug it in
Dust it off with a smock
What? it's over!
Oh no! 12 o' clock!
Sweetiepie