RIGHTY HOE

The Mane thang!


(not authorised to people under the age of 12 and under. Rated R13. I advise discretion. and no it's not porno lol. you wish!!)

Nah only kidding. Ignore the above k. This is moi. You probably think i'm weird. But once you get to read this you'll probably think i'm even stranger. hehehe
this is my rambling page where i talk about nothing important but anything that seems to be in my head.


Hey i'm probably boring you out already...........well BITE ME!, you choose to come in here. If u want to leave, i suggest u go now.
What else to say, actually there's nothing more to say right now, well nothing i can think of. Actually there a lot on my mind i don't think it would be a good idea to put it on here. hehehe. NO I'm not a sick minded person, well not all the time anyway. hehehe, and i'll definitely wouldn't write them in here


you know did the most stupidest thing, i wrote a whole bunch of stuff here, it took me a while to do it too. Then i suddenly closed it without saving it. When i realised i didn't save it, it was too late, the screen was closing slowly, like it was laughing in my face, mocking me. I was going to have a major fit. But I'm over it, but sorry i'm not planning to rewrite everything again, maybe in the future sometime when i feel up to it. so yeh.


A Friend....

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(c)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(r)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plain things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
"Flexible people don't get bent out of shape."

no one's perfect, so i don't think anyone could be all those things. And if u could, u are someone very rare and whoever ur friends are, they must be pretty lucky to have u as one.

Umm i have no idea why i put that in there, prob cause this site is like a friends thing and we are all friends and that's like a friends poem and blah blah. i'm boring myself out.


Look, ha, ha, what? i'm bored sleepy and i need to fart, but i don't want too cause i don't want to stink out my room just yet, not when we have company. hehehehe. Y'know i wonder why sometimes it's ok for men to fart freely but when a girl does it, it's like looked down upon. but like who cares its like only natural gas that everyone does, sometimes it smells sometimes it doesn't. hehehehe God why am i talking about farting? ok change the subject now. well i'll say a poem, i think it's cool and all so true here goes:

The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle, never cruel or mean;
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face clean
The perfect man loves children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too;
He'll do anything in is power
To convey his love to you
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from you name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away the pain
He has never made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, FUCK this stupid poem
THIS PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!

HA!! funny huh? its cool, love the poem. Prob once in a million years you'd come across someone like that. anyway i've just let off my gas and God does it feel good. Also the fact it doesn't smell, is a great relief to me. hehehehe i'm sleepy, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *Suddenly wakes* argh, as soon as i closed my eyes i saw my umpa lumpa guy, he's soooooo cool. he does his little dance, but that's all he does, unfortunately. =( this page has become quite long, i think i'm gonna move onto another page, so if u want to hear more of my continous babbling it'll be on my next page. Oh yeh, the next page will also consist of my "evil person" thing and the continuation of that too. enjoy.

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