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Life through the eyes of the tall one they call BigFoot
Look at my tall goofy ass on my WEBCAM.
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8/08/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Happy birthday too the Pikey!"
Wise words of Hot Topic Worker, “Do you know that your tall!”
Mission of the Day #115: Walk around the mall only wearing a thong!”.
Today is another anniversary of my journals, and yes I will admit it, the latest ones have been lackidaisical because I don't sleep till late, and then I end up writing them the next day, but hey...when college hits, I promise not to let people down. Five months strong though.
The birthday of the Pikey almost signifies our close group of friends turning eighteen and becomming legal peoples. Luke now owns a great birthday present that he should've had a while ago...a shirt that says "Piss Off!" Now he can hold his English pride readily with this shirt.
Welp the MRI exam was checked out today by a professional we call a doctor, and I was hoping for some good news. After checking out the MRI and all the x-rays it seems that I have a contusion to my radius and surrounding ligaments. Luckily its not the type that will need surgery, but knowing me...I just keep going strong and hurt it more.
Once again Luke and I prevail to earn a free dinner from pathetic golfers who think they can defeat us. With my hurt hand, I sacked up and continued to shine, making two birdies on the day and ending up five over. For Weaver and Helvig...they fell apart on the fifth hole, with them losing six strokes to us. Highlight of the day except for me hitting it two feet from a hole in one, is when Weaver being so frusterated...throws his Callaway club at the ground instantly snapping the shaft into two. Quite amusing for us, yet for his brother, not to good when he finds it.
8/07/01
Wise words of Deezy, “And yah know me!"
Wise words of Camper, “Do you like Shaq!”
Mission of the Day #114: Use your friend's accound and bid on a limited edition Pikachoo dildo!”.
Auctions are such a bitch now a days, yet for the best buys you gotta go to it. It's almost a waste of time to bid on a computer or whatever hours before, because all the asses bid at the last minute. So today I found myself bidding for a laptop, because my recent finds at wherehouses like Best Buy and Frys shows that unless I pay fifteen hundred, I ain't gunna get a deal. So the bidding began, and it's pretty amazing that the price of the laptop went up two hundred dollars withing twenty minutes. How the auction works is...once it closes...there has to be ten continuous minutes of no bidding, yet my luck...it would hit like eight or nine minutes and some jackass would bid, causing just about all the others below him to bid to be safe. Well an hour and a half after it originally opened, I finally had a winning bid of $1142, as when I originally placed a bid it was $877. Damn people, and all you late bidders shall go to hell.
Rap, hip-hop, and just your average rock music has saved my life. I love music and when I'm just pissed off or relaxing, I just blast music as loud as I can, and it seems to give me that edge to settle down. People always ask that question if I were to have television or radio which one would I choose...I would choose the radio, because I listen to the radio more then I watch television.
8/06/01
Wise words of Deezy, “And yah know me!"
Wise words of Camper, “Do you like Shaq!”
Mission of the Day #113: Put a skunk in your friends house, not that's some stinky ...ish!”.
At camp today...another guest speaker showed up...Shawn Marion from the Phoenix Suns. He is a baller, but damn...it seems that some people weren't made for given speeches. He didn't come out and say stay in school, don't do drugs, blah blah...just asked for questions. Of course with little kids...you can questions like what is your favorite food and what not. Then he played a special game called...how much do I make. Practically he looked faded anyways so I don't know if he is one of those smart high school students. Doesn't look like it too me.
Well my wrist has come to a point where it feels like chopped sui. Pain is intensified in every activity I endure, and well this time I'm stopping all usage because college is right around the corner. So therefore I went in to get a MRI. I've never gone through the process of an MRI, so when all these forms were filled out, I was a little curious. There are signs everywhere saying that you can't have anything magnetic in the room itself because it's such a strong magnetic force. Supposedly the tech working there said the magnetic force is seven times that of Earth. To prove this..she took a belt that had a metal end and held it like five feet away, and it practically held her up. So I was getting a bit sketchy, but once I was under the two million dollar machine, it was all gravy. The results I hope come out negative, but we'll have to wait and see.
8/05/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Look Katie is in the Planet of the Apes!"
Wise words of Katie, “Shut up!”
Mission of the Day #112: Climb up a electricity pole..rip the power line, and touch the ground!”.
Well I was just thinking of a special person...he's one that has inspired us all too try our hardest, and just be flimsy. Who else could this be but Gumby, yes that green clay mutha bia bia. Who knows what ever happened to that little molded up green guy. I don't know bout you...but I used to love that guy and watch his shows. He sure knew how too ride his little buddy, Pokey..I think it was. I wonder why they actually called him Pokey...boingggg boingggg. Yet anyways...I saw we all protest too bring back the legend into this era, and turn him into a pimp of some sort. Just thinking of the guy...so I guess I'm retarded.
The Mall is now a place that doesn't really fit in for Dustin...only if he travels with the ladies to shop. This is because I'm too big for the mall, and there ain't shit that fits me in anyway. Every shop I go into...first people say that guy is tall...then I ask them for a certain size of sumptin..and they laugh and say go to the Big and Tall store...damn beeeetches.
Once again get into the movies for free...all about the connections. Planet of the Apes Review..good movie..monkey love...ending sucks.