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The Standard Girl Evaluation Theorem
The Scale:
In this theorem, scales numbering 1-5 and 1-2 are major factors. The gradient is used to measure which category the girl falls in, which is completely up to you, which makes this theorem unique to every individual. As I was stating, each number refers to the amount of points which go into the total point assessment of the girl. For example, a girl that is considered by an individual to be a very attractive girl in this category. He will place her in the gradient that he feels suits her, refering to other girls for reference of the lower ones to accurately measure the gradient number. If this individual was to pick 5, a high gradient , five points would be added to the total assessment.
Principle One: Legs
The legs are judged on length and proportion to the upper torso. The Torso should be two thirds or less the overall size of the legs. They should be shaped and not too muscular. Kankles are a detriment to the gradient scaling. The individual will assess the girl’s legs and give his own point for his opinion. However the individual must be honest in thinking, or the assessment is not valid.
1:Cellulite
2:Too wide legs
3:Short but adequate legs (slightly out of proportion)
4:Long, smooth legs
5: Long, smooth, tanned legs that are shaped well and proportional.
Principle Two: Skin
The skin is the easiest to measure. The tanner the skin, the more points. (Usually) The skin should be smooth and without visible dark hair. The skin is measured in a gradient of 1-6 because of its importance.
1:Snow white
2:Pale
3:Lightly tanned
4:Semi-Tanned
5:Tanned
6:Italian Tan *THE BEST
Principle 3: Behind, rear end, booty
Ah yes the treasured rear end. This is a major factor but is still measured in a scale of 1-5. The girl is evaluated for mostly shape and movement.
1:Very large or tiny butt.
2:Large or small butt.
3:Muscular butt.
4:Well shaped and smooth
5:Finely shaped, and very rhythmic.
Principle 4: Facial Features
The face is the most powerful communication device. The face is also a very important factor in the scale. The face is based on the person’s personal interests, regarding nose, skin color and clarity, and texture. No beards please. Also the girl is measure for teeth, which are also a factor in this primary scale.
1:Unbearable
2:Strange
3:Decent
4:Pretty
5:Beautiful
Principle 5: Breasts
This is something usually applied for older girls. This is a factor that can be ignored over personality just like all other scales gradients so far. However for those of interest I have devised an equation.
Gr.=B (Gradient equals breast size T in proportion to width of thorax.)
1: Flat 1/10
2: Pectorals 1/8
3: Small but visible 1/5
4: Very visible and mature 1/3
5: Italian Model
Principle 6: Personality
We all know that many girls are too emotional, over PMS’ing just to be cool, and even being total &@!!#$’s.
The gradient is measured in a scale of 1-6 because of its great importance. A girls personality is the key thing that may draw her near you, unless you are in just for looks. Girls with good morals, high standards, and intelligence are always very good for somebody, while total %%&&@’s can ruin somebody’s love life permanently. However sometimes it is very hard to measure a girl in this gradient unless you know them well, which you should before dating.
1:Very big #$#@%’s and Goths
2:PMS’ers
3:Very Sissy girls
4:Girls with a unique and comfortable personality
5:Girls that fit like a glove
Principle 7: Eyes
I consider eyes a different subject category than facial features because they can manipulate a guy and completely overcome any point you have in an argument. However the scale measure 0-2
0.5:Girl has red eyes like a vampire
1: Girl never shows eyes
1.5 Girl makes eye contact often and has pretty eyes
2:Girl’s eyes are beautiful and make you feel like your stomach is full of monkeys.
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