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Question:Why is Raichu so smart?
Answer:because he is so bright
Q: Why was scyther mad? A: he was seeing red.
Q-What Operating system do water Pokemon use?
A-MS- gyaraDOS
knock knock
who's there?
boo!
Boo hoo?
don't cry eatherchu will be hare next year!
knock knock
who's there?
Tauros
Taruros who?
tauros go stomp stomp over eatherchu.
Knock knock
who's there??eat her,
Eat her how?
Eatherrchu!
Q: Which Pokemon Loves Taking Bathes?
A: Bubble-saur (Bulbasaur)
Submmited By Lil1286@aol.com
Q: Why did the Psyduck cross the road?
A: Because he's a member of the chicken family!
Q: How does Pikachu sneeze?
A: Pikah-choo
Q. How did Pikablu got his name?
A: When Pikachu said to him, "Peek-A-Boo!"
Q:What comes before Mewtwo?
A: Mewone!
Pikachu is talking to Misty and Brock
Pika Pikachu Pi! (Ash's been captured by Team Rocket!)
Brock: "You want a cookie? Here!"
Pikachu turns and eats it
Pika Pikachu Pi (Ash's been captured by Team Rocket!)
Misty: "OK, Pikachu here's another cookie"
Pikachu eats it too
Pika ping (Can I have another one?)
Brock and Misty: "What?! Ash is captured by Team Rocket! Lets go!"
Submitted by Jackie Ingle
Ash one day was eating a Sandwich and all of a sudden he started to choke. What did Pikachu have to say?
Chu (Chew)
Submitted by Zor The Ninja
Q: What Pokémon can transform and still has more to grow?
A: A Ditto Kiddo!
Submitted by Stantopa
Q: Why did Pikachu cross the road?
A: To shock Ask.
Submitted by Pam & Bernie Wittman.
You find a Charmander abandoned on a stump what do you do?
A. Try to make friends then catch it.
B. Have your Blastoise beat the crud out of it.
C. Check the meteorogical charts to see if there are any chances of rain to make sure that it won't die and then study the depressed Charamander and its habits.
D. Hide under your bed and call the fire department
Submitted by ChioTsu
Q: What Pokémon is always sad?
A: Pika-BLUE!
Submitted by Zor_the_Ninja
Q: How do you make Pikachu?
A: Give him a lot of food!
Submitted by Aaron Zankel
Q: How do you make Pikablu?
A: Make him hold his breath!
Submitted by Ezra
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivysaur
Ivysaur who?
I've got a sore!
Submitted by Mase15452
Q: Why is Raichu so perfect?
A: He is always right.
Submitted by Samuel Zankel
Q: Why did Ash cross the road?
A: Team Rocket was chasing him.
Submitted by Ezra Zankel
Q: What comes before Mewtwo?
A: Mewone!
Q: What comes before Mewone?
A: Mewzero!
Q: What comes before Mewzero? Think hard now this one's kind of hard.
A: Mew!
Submitted by Aaron Zankel
Q: How do you make Pika"chu"?
A: Sprinkle salt and pepper on him!
Submitted by Aaron Zankel
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