QUOTES

"If you smell...what the Rock... is cookin'!"

"Shine it up real nice, keep shining, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up... your candy ass!"

"The Rock's Baby Left Him, He found a new place to dwell, well its down at the end of Jabroni drive at the SmackDown hotel! The Rock feels so lonely..."

"Shane, your Monkey's nipple, Suck It! Vince, your llamma's anus, Lick It! Stephanie, your dirty panties, Wear 'Em!"

"Just Bring It!"

"Dig up George Washington, that candy ass, and bring him, too!"

"The Rock guaren-damn-tees it!"

"Go back to Super Cuts and get your five dollars back, Jabroni!"

"Hey you Jabronies in the cheap seats, keep it down up there!"

"...It doesn't Matter..."

"I'm-uh, going-uh, to talk-uh, for the next twenty minutes-uh about absolutely-uh nothing-uh!"

"...Compliments of The Rock!"