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(Ghaleon's sweet penthouse pad. Mira is channel surfing.)
Mira: I'm so glad I could see you. We haven't been together in a while.
Ghaleon: Well, I've been very busy lately.
(Mira stops on Alex's World)
Ghal: What's this?
Mira: Alex's World.
Alex: (on TV) Alex's World! Alex's World! Party time, excellent!
Nall: Party on Alex.
Alex: Party on Nall. Okay, today we have another amazing discovery. It's called the Nuclear Toothbrush, and here to tell us about it is Dr. Carter. Welcome to Alex's World, Doc.
Carter: Thank you.
Alex: So what is the Nuclear Toothbrush?
Carter: It's a revolutionary new home dentistry device. Allow me to demonstrate.
Alex: Okay, Nall he's gonna put that thing in your mouth.
Nall: Okay, just a cleaning. Don't drill me, man. (Dr. Carter cleans Nalls teeth.) Omigawdess!!!! Argh! Arrrrrgh!!! Argh! Wahh!! I've got a mushroom cloud in my mouth!!!!
Alex: Tell us, Dr. Carter, how does the Nuclear Toothbrush work?
Carter: As you can see, it nukes the cavities away.
Alex: My, that's healthy. (mouths to camera) Get a load of this guy.
Ghal: Who are these guys?
Mira: Alex and Nall. These guys do their show out of their basement.
Ghal: And people watch it?
Mira: Lots.
Ghal: Hand me the phone. (calls Xenobia) Xenobia, it's Ghaleon. I think I found a show we can sell to Master Mel.
(Alex's basement)
Nall: My gums feel like Hiroshima!!! My saliva is black!!! Oh, the humanity!!!! (Nuclear Toothbrush stops)
Alex: Nall, you're in a forest with Althena and you're very warm.
Nall: Forest, Althena, warm?
Alex: Well, what an amazing discovery, not! That's all the time we have for this week. Tune in next week. Alex's World! Alex's World! Party time, excellent!.
Nash: And we're clear.
(Inside Alex's house)
Alex: My name's Alex, and I live in Burg. Which is on the planet Lunar. Excellent. Okay, so I still live with my parents, which is not only totally bogus, it really sucks. But I got a excellent cable access show, and I still know how to party. My dream is to someday be able to do Alex's World for a living. It might happen. Shyea, and the Vile Tribe might fly out of my butt. (car pulls up and honks its horn) Ah, the Myrth Mobile. (inside the car) This is my best friend, Nall. And these are my other buds: Mia, Jessica, and Nash.
All: Hi.
Alex: A little Bohemian Rhapsody, heros?
Nall: Good call.
(Alex plugs the tape in, and they begin to sing.)
Alex: I see a little shilouetto of a man.
All: (but Alex) Scaramoush! Scaramoush! Will you do the fandango? Thunder bolt and lightning, very very frightning!
Alex: Galleo.
Nall: Galleo.
Mia: Galleo.
Nash: Galleo.
All: Galleo magnifico!
Alex: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
All: (but Alex) He's just a poor boy, form a poor family. Spare him his life from his monstrosity.
Alex: (speaking) Whoa, it's Kyle. (car pulls over, song stops, Alex and Nall get out.) Kyle, you're all partied out, again.
Nall: What if he honks in the car?
Alex: I give you a no honk guarantee.
Jess: (Getting out of the car) We don't have room for him.
Alex: Some one will just have to trunk it. (puts Kyle in back)
Nash: No more room back here.
Jess: (taking Nalls seat as driver) Sorry Nall, guess you'll have to trunk it.
Nall: (getting in trunk) Just don't wreck it like you did the hot air balloons.
(Jess takes off, grinding gears. Song picks up)
Alex: Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?
All: (but Mia who is the unlucky sould between Kyle and Nash) Bis-smil-la (that's spelled wrong) No we will not let you go. Let him go. Bos-smil-la! No we will not let you go. Let him go. We will not let you go.
Mia: (who does not want to be sitting there) Let me go.
All: We will not let you go.
Mia: Let me go.
All: Never, never, never let you go. (Mia joins in) No no no no no no!
Nash: Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia, let me go! (Mia promtly slugs him) Ow! Didn't mean nuthin'.
Alex: Bealsebub has the devil put aside for me? For me, for me?
All: (violently head banging. Jessica can barely control the car.) So you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and lead me to die? Oh baby! Can't do this to me baby! Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right out of here!
Alex: Pull over. (the car stops in front of a video game retailers.)
Nash: He does this every friday.
Jess: Get over it man! It'll never come out! Live in the now!
Alex: (stops gawking at a poster for SSS, and turns around) It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
All: (back in the car singing again) Ooooo. Ooooo. Ooo yeah, ooo yeah.
Alex: Nothing really matters, anyone can see. No, nothing really matters to me. (Kyle wipes a tear. As the song ends they get out at Evil_C's donuts) Hey, Officer Laike! Nall, I smell bacon, you?
Nall: I'm definatly smelling a pork product of some sort.
Laike: Haha, funny. Oink, oink, pig, police officer.
Alex: So, what are you up to?
Laike: Pulled over a tour bus headed for Vane. Heard there was some drug smuggling going down. Searched the whole bus, it was clean. So I had to procede with the body cavity searches.
Alex: No way?!
Laike: Way! I should know, I inspected 12 indivduals myself.
Alex: (noticing Kyle's about to chuck) He needs coffee and coolers, stat. Let's get him inside. (they take Kyle inside) This is Evil_C's donuts. That's Ramus, the manager, he's here 24/7. I recommend the Dark Sugar Scimitars. They're excellent.
Ramus: Why is it that when you eat like a pig because you're starving it's hunger, but when you eat because you like to it's GLUTTONY?
Alex: Ramus! What are you doing? Only me and Nall can talk to the message board. Hey, Malachy the 19th angel! How many days are left?
Malachy: Not too many.
(Alex, Nall, and Klye join Tempest at a table),p> Alex: (looking at Fresca) Hey Tempest, there's you girlfriend. Shyea.
Tempest: (engrossed with Fresca falls off his chair) Sorry, I fell.
Nall: Don't look, Alex. Lily, 12:00.
Alex: Where?! Oh my goddess, I made eye contact.
(Lily comes up to them)
Nall: Psycho hose beast.
Lily: HI Alex.
Alex: Lily, we broke up two months ago.
Lily: That doesn't mean we can't still go out.
Alex: Actually it does. That's what breaking up is.
Lily: Don't you want to open the gift I got you?
Alex: If it's the severed head of message board regular Dragonmaster Mel de Alkrik, I'm going to be very upset.
Lily: Open it. (Alex opens it) It's a gun rack.
Alex: A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone may guns that would necesitate the use of a rack.
Alex: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Shyea.
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