A long long time ago
I can still remeber how I used to vistit his memorial
And I knew if I had my way
I'd be hero for a day
And then I'd have a story for y'all
But in the Grindery a dark figure
Withstood every blow I'd deliver
He attacked me with forceps
I couldn't make a wrong step
And I can't stand he how he lied
In Vane Xenobia he did hide
But my sword pierced him deep inside
The day the Magic Emperor died
So...
Bye bye Dragonmaster Dyne
Now Laike's helping me
To the dragons I must find
And my four new friends aren't far behind
Singing this'll be the day that he dies
Have you heard of the Silver Star
And do you believe in Lunar
If Working Designs tells you so
Ghaleon has a spell called Rock 'n' Roll
And he was to steal your mortal soul
And sex ed is the one thing Mia doesn't know
But I know that she's in love with Nash
In bromides she gave him a flash
Jess kicked Kyle in the nuts
For looking at other women's butts
We were five teenage adventures
Bent on killing the Magic Emperor
And I rescued my girl
The day the Magic Emperor died
We started singing
CHORUS
For more than ten years Dyne's been dead
And Ghaleon's got ideas in his head
But that's not how it used to be
When the four heros fought for the goddess
Against villians most dangerous
With a man who spelled his name D-Y-N-E
But on his last quest
Dyne met up with his death
Dyne is gone they heard
When only Ghaleon returned
And as Mia and Nash practice at the guild
Kyle's shot glass is refilled
And Mel tells Jess of all the men he's killed
The day that Dyne died
They stared singing
CHORUS
Helter Skelter to find frontier entrance
Tempest ran off from Pao's prarie tents to save Fresca
He cured Pao's disease
That brought his people to his knees
A door to the frontier at last
My head had thoughts of Luna
As Myght built a hot air balloon and
Jess thought she could fly it
This balloon built by Myght
Big weapons the Vile Tribe would wield
But my friends and I refused to yield
I recall the whole ordeal
The day the Magic Emperor died
We were singing
CHORUS
And there we were all on our way
To descimate the Grindery
With no time left to wuss out
So come on Xenobia and take a shot
Show us everything you got
Cuz we can kick you candy @$$
And when I saw the Magic Emperor
It was hard to see who he was before
Not even Althena could change who he was
As we continued in our stead
To lop off the Magic Emperor's head
My friends and I were filled with dread
The day the Magic Emperor died
We started singing
CHORUS
I saved the goddess Althena
Told she was Luna
But she just smiled and slaped my face
I went to see Quark once more
Who gave me the ring just days before
But Nall said that Quark was DOA
And the Magic Guild was blown to bits
But Lemia survived it
I found all the bromides
Keep them right by my side
And Mel is no longer stone
Laike is still on his own
I called them on my cell phone
The day the Magic Emperor died
I started singing
CHORUS
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