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Back in the apartment, Crow and Servo are waiting for Kato. Crow has painted himself white.
Servo: So why did you paint yourself white?
Crow: It's a prank. I just paint myself white, wait for Kato to come along, and she'll think I'm a dragon. Then, I'll send her on a quest or something. It'll be fun.
Servo: Here she comes.
Kato, sipping a slurpee, walks up to Crow and Servo.
Kato: Hi, Servo. Hey, who's that?
Crow: I'm the white dragon.
Kato: Really?!
Crow: Um...yeah. I have come to give you an important message. You're not really a dragonmaster.
Kato: I'm not?
Crow: No. If you were a dragonmaster, I would have given you a ring or a diamond made of poop. Do you have either?
Kato: No. But I really want to be a dragonmaster
Crow: Well, you can't. We already have someone working on that title. We do, however, have an assortment of other titles.
Kato: Run some by me.
Crow: Lord of the Dance...Life-long President of Galbadia...Mayor of Midgar....
Kato: I don't like any of those.
Crow: How about Natomaster?
Kato: Nato? You mean those stinky beans Japanese people put on their rice?
Crow: Yep
Kato: I like it! When can I start being Natomaster Kato?
Servo: You have to fulfill his quests.
Crow: Yeah, my quests. The first quest to test your worthyness is... a jan ken (rock paper siccors) match against every member of Morning Musume
Servo: Japan's Spice Girls?
Crow: That is correct.
Kato: Actually Morning Musume has marginal degree of talent, thus making them better than the Spice Girls. There's ten of them too.
Crow: Hey, Brain Guy! Can you send us Morning Musume?
Observer apears on the TV
Observer: We were playing pong until you interrupted us.
Servo: Sorry.
Observer: Hang on. I'll see what I can do.
All ten members of Morning Musume appear in the apartment.
Kato: Who's first?
Servo: Go Kato! Go Kato!
Two hours later, Kato has successfully beaten every member of Morning Musume.
Crow: Good work, Kato. You have completed my first quest. Next...
The lights begin flashing again.
Servo: Poopie! We've got RPG sign!
Everyone, sans Morning Musume returns to playing Lunar
Kato: What about Morning Musume?
Servo: I'm sure they'll find their way back to Japan.
Upon returning to Burg, Alex and friends decide to heal up at Althena's Statue. Then, they go to sell the diamond. The shopkeeper refuses to buy it.
Servo: That because he knows where it's been.
Kato: Don't you think we're killing these poop-diamond jokes?
Servo: Nah.
Ramus decides that they should all go to Meribia to sell the diamond, since Meribia is the biggest city on Lunar.
Crow: They're also really gulable there.
Ramus, Alex, and Nall have man talk time, so Luna heads back to the house.
Kato: Away with you, woman! Go cook dinner!
Ramus tells Alex they should go to Meribia without Luna, and not tell her about their plans.
Crow: Right, break Luna's heart. Good plan, Einstein.
Alex agrees with Ramus, and they all bolt. They have to go to Saith to get to Meribia. To get to get to Saith, they have to pass the Weird Woods. It's too foggy to see in the Weird Woods, but Ramus decides that they should still press on.
Kato: Ramus really doesn't have any common sense, does he?
Crow: None that I know of.
Ramus gets scared, though, and runs back to Burg.
Servo: They weren't even a quater of the way in.
Kato: And for his next act Ramus will wet himself.
Back in Burg, Ramus decides that they should try again tomorrow. Alex returns to his house, and talks to Luna.
Servo: Pretty amazing that Luna didn't notice that they were gone an exceptionally long time for "guy talk"
Nall reveals the plan to ditch Luna
Crow: NO! NALL, IXNAY!
Luna gets angry and refuses to sepak to Alex.
Servo: Good one, Nall. Thanks.
Alex has a talk with his dad. Dad tells Alex to appologizes to Luna.
Kato: And shower her with presents to make up for the fact you're a jerk.
Alex goes and grovels at Luna's feet, and she forgives him.
Kato: That was a little too easy.
Everyone goes to sleep.
Servo: I'm going to go to sleep too. Wake me up when it gets interresting, or something dies.
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