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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Lunarized

Mike and Servo are sitting in their apartment watching bad sci-fi. Crow enters carring a black box.
Mike: What do you got there, Crow?
Crow: Gentlemen, we are now the proud owners of a brand new Playstation 2.
Servo: Those are pretty expensive. How could you afford it?
Crow: I didn't pay for it.
Mike: You didn't steal it, did you?
Crow: Of course not.
Mike: Was it a gift?
Crow: Wrong again. I made it.
Servo: You built a Playstation?
Crow: Not just any Playstation, a Playstation 2.
Mike: How did you do that?
Crow: I gave Ned the Nanite a call. He came on over, brought a couple friends, and we built it in the backyard.
Mike: How? You don't just have Playstation 2 part lying in the back yard.
Crow: Of course not. I know that. We took Servo's interocitor apart and used parts from that.
Servo: Hey!
Crow: What do you think?
Mike: That's great Crow, but does it work?
Crow: Sure does, and I have games for it.
Servo: Did you make those too?
Crow: No, I borrowed them from Ned. He has an old Playstation.
Mike: But this is a Playstation 2.
Crow: I know. Don't worry, they work in this. It's backwards compatable.
Mike: This is great Crow. Let's hook it up right now.

The picture on the tv turns to static. When the static clears, Pearl is on the tv.
Mike: Mrs. F?
Pearl: Yes, Nelson. It's me.
Servo: What're you doing here? The show was cancelled a few years ago.
Pearl: Me, Bobo, and the Brain Guy thought we might pay a surpirse visit. You know, for old time's sake. We even brought a gift for you guys, all your favorite crapy movies.
Mike: Wow, thanks Pearl.
Pearl: But I don't have them. The stupid airline lost all our luggage.
Bobo: Except for my collection of obscure video games. They didn't lose that. I've got Q*bert...
Pearl: I have to go to rip someone a new @$$hole. Mike, can you come over to our hotel room and watch the Brain Buy and Bobo while I'm gone?
Mike: Sure thing.

Brain Guy brings Mike over to Pearl's.
Crow: Hey, what about us?
Servo: What are we going to make fun of while Mike's gone?
Pearl: Hmmm....Hey, is that a Playstation 2?
Crow: Sure is. Made it myself.
Pearl: In that case...
Bobo: And Pong. I like pong. And Phantasy Star. And Rise of the Dragon. And both versions of Lunar TSS and EB...

Pearl takes one of the games from Bobo.
Pearl: You get to play the Working Designs Playstation classic Lunar: The Silver Star Story Complete.
Servo: Who's going to make fun of it with us?
Brain Guy: I send you someone who knows the game well.
Crow: The writer?
Servo: The director?

Kato (as in the owner of this web page) appears in the apartment.
Crow: Who are you?
Kato: uh....Batman?
Brain Guy: Sorry, I couldn't get you anyone better. I was going for the owner of the Shrine to Ghaleon web page, but Kato's MSTie so...

The lights in the apartment flash.
Kato: Did you forget to pay the electric bill?
Servo: No that's just rpg-sign.

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