I'm sure you've all seen those commercials on TV.
Well, I'm not unlike those agencies
promoting their favourite credit card.
However, I'm here to advertise a different card.
You see, my life is a commercial for others to see.
I'm a card carrying representative for the Master's Card.
That's right, the MASTER'S CARD.

Let me tell you about it.
There are no finance charges,
no payments due.
My bill has already been covered...
it's a prepaid deal.
I couldn't afford the price,
so JESUS stepped in and paid it for me.

My Name is written on the card for all to see.
It is accessible 24 hours a day, anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits,
it's hard to list them all.
Let me share some of them with you...
you might want to apply for a personal card yourself
Just for starters there is UNLIMITED GRACE.
That's right,
there is no preset limit to the amount of grace
you receive from the MASTER'S CARD.

Have you been looking for LOVE
in all the wrong places?
Then, look no farther than the MASTER'S CARD.
It offers the greatest rate on love
that has ever been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD gives you access
to many "members only" benefits.
Want real JOY despite the difficulties of life?
Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting PEACE? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam?
The MASTER'S CARD is perfect for you.
Another thing about the MASTER'S CARD is
that it never expires.
Once you're a member,
you're a member for life...eternal life, that is.
Membership has its privileges, you know.