Bob and Here Leezard, Leezard, Leezard

One day, while visting South of the Border, Bob and Fredania(or Dank, as he is sometimes known...) were looking for beer when Dank saw a beautiful little plastic palm tree. He decided he absolutly couldn't live without it, so he shelled out the $.48 for it, took it back to the van, and spent the rest of the afternoon petting its fronds and calling it by various names to see which one it liked. Bob got jealous, and felt the urge to buy a Leezard to eat the palm tree, but all he could find was a $2.99 inflatable alligator, which he promptly bought and named Joe, for his friend with THE sign. Bob went back to the van (after finally finding some cheap beer for the road) and made fun of Dank for being so loving to his palm tree. He teased him mercilessly about it, and Dank got very upset and cried all over his fiddle. Bob's alligator took up a lot of room, so they had to throw Pistachio's clothes out on the side of the road. This made Pistachio very angry, since his Supar Pistachio Ashton Man suit was in with his regular clothes, and he demanded that they stop the van. He went and recovered his S.P.A.M. outfit from the muddy S.C. ditch, and everyone yelled at Bob for making them late to their next gig.

Well, once they FINALLY got to the pub, Dank and Bob decided that they couldn't leave their new friends in the van, so they brought them out onstage. Bob's alligator had really gotten attached to Dank's palm tree, and insisted on sitting in it during the concert, even though the palm tree was rather frightened of the alligator.

Bob got over his jealousy of Dank's palm tree and apologized for being mean to Dank. Dank forgave him and all was well, although he did get his revenge by referring to Bob as "Fabio." Although, Bob's alligator tended to chew on the palm tree, and Dank still couldn't figure out what to call it.