So what's the deal with this "MProv" stuff. Well, to sum it up, its a story written in "real time" (meaning, no time to go back and fix/change anything), with words that are given to you by another person. Yeah, they're really fun.

Needless to say, that, since they're written in real time, they are not wonderful pieces of literature. In some cases, I think that the instructions on a barf bag are better literature than these things. But I really love doing them, and find them a great break to writers block, which plagues me way too often.

So here you go. Try not to be too brutal. Patti cries easily.