I saw Esau kissing Kate
I saw Esau he saw me
And Kate saw I saw Esau

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk
But the stump thunk the skunk stunk

I thought a thought
But the thought I thought
Wasn't the thought
I thought I thought

Betty Botter bought some butter
"But" she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter
That would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter,
And she made her batter better.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

2 Y's U R
2 Y's U B
I C U R
2 Y's 4 Me

Wunwun was a race horse
Tutu was one too
Wunwun won one race
Tutu won one too

It's not the cough that carries you off
It's the coffin they carry you off in

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
But if she sells sea shells by the sea shore
Where are the sea shells she sells?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could
If a woodchuck could chuck wood

A flea and a fly flew in a flue
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

If one doctor doctors another doctor
Does the doctor who doctors the doctor
Doctor the doctor the way
The doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does he doctor the doctor the way
The doctor who doctors doctors?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy
Was he?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A Tudor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick

Busy buzzing bumble bees

Fresh fried fish
Fish fresh fried
Fried fish fresh
Fish fried fresh

A big black bug bit a big black bear

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Sally Sawyer sits
While she sits she sews
While she sews she sits

A wicked witch who began to twitch
And was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the wicked witch

Two witches with two watches
Which witch watched which witch?
Which witch was watching which witch?
With which witch watching which witch?

Six short slow shepherds

Unique New York

Six sick slick slim Sycamore saplings

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

We surely will see the sun shine soon

Six thick thistle sticks
Six thick thistle sticks

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
Made the big black bear bleed blood

She sells sea shells by the sea shor
The shells she sells are surely seashells
So if she sells shells on the seashore
I'm sure she sells seashore shells

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets

Three free throws

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare
When bare of hair he strips the hare
Right there I cry "Forbear!"

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better

Which witch wished which wicked wish

She had shoulder surgery

Five fat friars frying flat fish