Too Much DBZ

You know you watch too much DBZ when...

This section is for all the dragonballaholics out there. You know who you are. This is for people who may think they watch too much dbz but don't know...
This section is dedicated to Jerry J., who truely does watch too much dbz.

Top 50

50 You scream out KAME HAME HA at akward times.

49 You make your own Capsule Corp. T-shirt.

48 You wrap a towl around your head and paint yourself green and try to act like Piccolo.
47 You walk around randomly posing like the Ginyu Force.

46 When Kami dies you run around the streets screaming "APOCALYPSE NOW!!! APOCALYPSE NOW!!!"

45 You put a sign on your door that saying "The HyberBolic Time Chamber" hoping you get a year to do a book report that in due tomorrow

44 Since your dad firmly insists there are NO dragons in the world, you settle for a lizard and name it Icarus.

43 You once tried so hard to turn Super Saiyan, the blood rushed to your head and you started hallucinating and you thought you were seeing your own ki(then you pass out)

42 Then you get two more lizards and name them Kami and Piccolo, hoping to see them fuse.

41 You pretend that your "lights out" game is a dragon radar, and you walk around the world, getting to where you consider the lights to be, and searching for dragonballs around there.

40 While eating, you shape mashed potatoes into a picture of bulma.

39 You try to convince someone to do the fusion dance with you

38 Frustrated that no one will do the fuse dance, you try to fuse with inanimate objects (e.g. couch, lamp, tree)

37 You cut your arm off, and try and show your friends that you are from the planet Namek, and try to regenerate it, with try being the keyword.

36 You have more merchandise than Funimation's online store.

35 Whenever you can't blast your friends with a Kame Hame Ha, you secretly pull a lighter out of your pocket, tuck it up your sleeve, then flick it so sparks fly off, seemingly out of your hand, as you claim that you are all out of energy.

34 You grow your hair, die it blonde, and increase your muscle mass, then start claiming that you are the legendary super saiyan.

33 You've done half the stuff on this list.

32 You have a terrible hatred towards robots, as you get out your trusty sword, and chop them in half whenever you see them, vowing to gain vengeance on them for what they did to everybody.

31 You tie a yo-yo to your wrist, then pretend to blast someone with it, instead hitting them on the head and rendering them unconscious.

30 You train in places with increased gravity....or at least you write the number "50"', put it on your bedroom door, and start doing press ups, hoping to get stronger for the fight against Frieza.

29 You find it strange when people's lips move WITH the words.

28 You often point your finger at things hoping they'll blow up.

27 You dream about you and Goku having the ultimate fight.

26 You make a dragonball z website called, "The Saiyan Resurection".

25 You tell the teacher that the priciple's power level is lower than yours after he/she sends you to their office.

24 You draw an M on your forehead.

23 In the middle of a fight you tell the other person that you're going to send them to the next dimension.

22 You let someone beat you up so you can become stronger.

21 You tell old fat guys to put their hand on your head to unleash your hidden power

20 You try the fusion with your mirror reflection

19 You start talking in Japanese, and begin to swear, calling everyone bastards, then chopping them in half with blood flying everywhere. You then turn back to American/English, and start to politely shake hands, and secretly cut everyone in half, without anyone seeing. (This joke is related to American Censorship if you didn't know already).

18 You and a friend do the fusion dance in front of a bully, telling him that you will both fuse into one and becoming far stronger than even him, expecting the bully to be intimidated.

17 You shave your head, draw 6 spots on your forehead, cut off your nose, call your best friend Goku, use the word 'bro' a lot, and make your friends call you "Krillen the great".

16 You jump off the top of your house, and yell 'Nimbus' as you fall head first, expecting a floating cloud to come pick you up.

15 You give up your religion and start praying to Kami.

14 You talk about DBZ so much, the people at your lunch table have threatened you with death if you mention it again.

13 You go to Santa Claus, you sit yourself on his lap and wished you had a ki level that matched Goku's.

12 In hopes of making your kid sister disappear, you take 7 marbles and paste those glow-in-the-dark stars that your mother bought for that astronomy project on them.

11 When your homemade dragonballs fail to produce a dragon, you turn to those Legos your brother gave you and build a spaceship to take you to Namek to use theirs.

10 OK, so the ship AND the dragonballs don't work. What's left? A time machine! You always DID wonder what your dead grandfather was like...

9 You light yourself on fire and yell out, KAIO KEN TIMES TEN!!!

8 You start throwing your moms best china plates at people, yelling "Destructo disc!" at the top of your voice.

7 You make a scouter out of a bit of cardboard, and pretend to take everyone's power levels with it, sweating as you (pretend to) take one which is even higher than yours.

6 The last time you got in a fight, the last words you remember saying were "Destructo Disk" before you were K.O.ed

5 You try to escape from a tight situation by putting your hands to your eyes, shouting 'Solar flare', then flashing an incredibly bright flashlight in their face.

4 You laugh at your friends, and tell them that you know the secret to instantanious movement. When they throw a brick at your head, you try to disappear (Needless to say that you would fail, and have a severe bump on your head for a while)

3 You stand inside a circle of raging fire, then start yelling, claiming that the fire is an aura of pure energy from your strength....until you run out, rolling around the floor as you try to put the fire, that has spread upon you, out.

2 You pick up a CD, wrap it in a towel, and tie a string to it, then throw it at someone, bringing it back if they dodge it, for another attack, yelling 'Die Super Saiyan!!! You can never beat the Great Frieza!"

1 You sit on the toilet when you have constipation, pretending to power up like Goku would, letting out cries as you do so.