Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with the stain.

Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, everything within earshot is giggling.

Drinking Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking.  Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie: Self explanatory.

Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie: Where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie: It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops!...a poopie!

Dangling Poopie (also know as The Klingon) : This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet, even though you are done poopie-ing.  You just pray that a shake or two
will cut it loose.