Brush your teeth while on the bowl
Sleep Naked so you don't have to undress in the morning
Piss in the shower while brushing your teeth
Put cereal in your coffee
Eat your vitamins at your desk
Wear a winter hat to work and do your hair at the office
How to Look Busy at Work:
Focus intensely on your computer screen
When doing paperwork, shake your head "No" and take deep breaths
Take a late lunch to make it look like a busy morning
Walk around the office holding a piece of paper pretending you need it signed (Pete's idea)
Actually do work...Yeah right, do they really expect someone to work an entire seven hours a day with no end in sight?
Holiday Signs that Mean Your Getting Old
All of a sudden, you hate Christmas because it becomes a pain in the ass
You have given in to the fact that New Year's Eve is overrated and will suck once again
Kids become more annoying than usual with their gay spirit
You get gifts that are no longer fun
You start making a Christmas Card List
Young relatives start asking for presents you don't think they deserve because you can't afford it
All versions of the Adam Sandler song suck
You give but don't receive much
Nothing you open surprises you
You can't wait for life to go back to "normal"
Mall traffic ruins everything
There are crowds and lines for everything
Your fellow shoppers have a nasty attitude
When you think you are finally done shopping, you're not
Everyone moves like a turtle
Linked to Me
Me, Me, Me
No More Pooh!
The Dirty One
Johnnie 5 is Alive
