As A General Rule, The Younger - The Better
That's a good thing to follow, men if you are going to date a girl, you really should go for someone younger. That also works for girls because they like to date older people because they think that makes us more mature.....or something like that. However there are a few guidelines:
Middle Schoolers-Only date other Middle Schoolers
High Schoolers-Only date other High Schoolers
College Men-Only date a High Schooler if you began going out with her while you were in High School*
Those Out Of College-Again, only date someone in college if you began dating them while you were both in college. Otherwise, go nuts!
Sorry Freshman, but these rules are there for a reason, you're just gonna have to wait until you're a sophomore. But trust us, it'll be good.
Don't date anyone your own age, or older than you, that's just wrong.
If you have a younger sibling don't date someone in their class. Although, that isn't his territory, either, you should back off.
That's a fair question, Kenny, let us tell you why. You see men, there's just something about the youngins. Maybe it is because you get to show them the ways. I mean, when you date a younger chick, she needs to learn more from you, that creates a bond.....or something. But, it only makes sense. I mean, dating someone your own age or older is just wrong, there's something sick about it. Maybe it is that young chicks make us old guys feel young. Who knows? But once you go out with one, you'll thank us.
It hurts us that you would dare ask that question. I mean, you should know that there is just something wrong with that. Maybe, like an illiterate idiot, you have it in your head that it's cool to date an older chick. No, it just means that both you and the chick are freaks. Now, maybe you've just never tried dating a young girl before, maybe you are just unenlightened. In that case, no problem. Just do us a favor, and try a youngin. Believe us, you'll never go back. Okay? Good.
*A Heartfelt Message from Jared: Um...yeah. I've decided that I don't really like that rule. There's a couple of problems with it. I frankly have decided that it is okay to date high schoolers if you're in college. However, only high schoolers who went to YOUR high school, or that you knew in high school. Otherwise, that means you've been out chick-hunting for high-schoolers! There's probably something wrong with that if you're in college. Now, another thing: Initially, because sometimes I like to cater rules to myself, I would say that it is okay to date high school girls as young a 2 years younger than you. But that might be malleable. Just watch it!
Jeremy & Jared's Guide to Two-Timing
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