IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!The last half of the last century, saw the end of the "Drive-In" Era in the United States. One such, "Drive-In", however has continued to thrive. The growing chain, "Sonic". We here, at J&JPOM like Sonic. Yes, it's good food, but it's more about the friendly smiles of the local girls who joyfully bring your food to you. It's these chicks that make the trip worthwhile, despite the lengthy wait. However, as I (Jared) was driving home a few weeks ago, I stopped at one such "Sonic" and after placing my order, I was shocked and horrified to see a guy delivering food to someone's car! A MALE CARHOP! NOBODY GOES TO SONIC FOR GUYS! Luckily, when my food came, it was in the hands of a girl, not a particularly hot girl, but at the time, I'd take any girl. I got a way, but next time, who knows? The following is designed to make sure it never happens to you.
Increasingly more Sonics have drive-ups in addition to the drive-in. This way, there is no utter disappointment. It's fine if a guy hands you food out a window, you just don't want him coming to your car. So, the smart thing to do is go through the drive-thru. This way, you not only get to avoid the utterly horrible possibility of being served by a guy, but you still get to see the chicks walking by you. Often, if you're sexy as hell, like we are, the chicks will flirt with you. Plus, you get the opportunity to see and meet more chicks. If you just drove in, it would not only take longer, but even if you were lucky enough to get a girl, she might not be that good.
And your Carhop is a Guy
DONT'T TIP HIM! If and when he complains about the lack of tips, the management might get the hint.
And if your Carhop is a non-hot girl
Count your blessings, and tip her a little, anyway.
And if you're lucky enough to get the hot chick you expect from a drive-in
TIP HER, and tip her good! and HIT ON HER! I mean, come on, you gotta take every opportunity you get!
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