Heartfelt Words from Jared: Okay, yeah, still changing some stuff. But Me and Jacobsen were at a certain wedding dance the other night and Katie B, the old chick and then Hall of Shamer was sitting there, and we felt the need to lie to her and say that she could be a chick again. However, since we got so many pictures of her, and she's such a good kid. We decided to make it real. Unfortunately for Michele that means that she is off the list. And oh, well! Who really cared about Michele anyway? As for her, though, we don't want to hurt her too much, so she will not be place in the Hall of Shame.
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Piece of Meat Desktops Are Here!
1. Ashly
2. Haley
3. Rachel
4. Katie
5. (Benchwarmer) Emily
Those rankings are based on the Chicks' scores in our new "Cumulative Protein Index" or CPI. Here are their most recent CPI's.
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Jared's on the left....Chick #1's on the right..lookin good.
Jeremy's on the right, then Ashly.
Jared is on the left. Katie is center. Jeremy is on the right.
Katie's reaction when told she was going to be on a website.
Katie was a little jealous when she saw
Jeremy and Jared talking to some other girls.
Katie pretends she is frustrated in order to hurt Jared (left) and Jeremy (right).
Emily Giving a good example of why she is such a good chick.
Emily with Jared after a long busy day of being a great chick.
Katie Holmes, the Hottest of them all. She is truly a goddess. For more on the #1 Babe, go to our sister site.
See, now this kiddo is an up and comer. She snuck up on us here at the Meat Site, but now she's here to stay.
Yeah, so Britney may not pass all of the standards we place on our chicks, but still.....look at her!
Not only is Mandy hot, but she actually fits our age requirements (in case you noticed that most of the famous chicks contradict our Views on Age)
Jeremy (left) and Jared (right) think about what they have done. And they saw that is was good!
Jeremy & Jared's Guide to Two-Timing
Rankings for our Non-Piece of Meat Chicks
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Jeremy & Jared's Frank Discussion On Age
