"You know in some movies, they have a dream sequence only they don't tell you it's a dream? This, is so not a dream."
"That thing. That moment. You kiss someone, and it's like the world around you gets all hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this other person you're meant to be kissing the rest of your life."
""You are looking at the newest undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun
Times. I, Josie Geller high school student, senior class '99!"
"
"Sorry I am late"
"Yes, well, I'm sorry I forgot to take my hot-flash medication this morning"
"We were....sheep...farmers. We raised sheep. In Billy-Bali."
Josie
"Pastoral means set in the country. Originally seen in the Eclogues of Virgil. It's from the Latin pascere. ‘To graze.'"
"Guess that will teach me not to wear white jeans after Labor day."
"I don't think you were supposed to wear white jeans after 1983."
"I'm Guy."
"Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh, my. Look at that- I rhymed. Yikes...Bikes!"
"Are you in special ed?"
"Oh It's all so romantic what you're doing and they want to be a part of it."
"What do I look like, your waitress? Now, you're going to complete these sprints, ‘cause if you don't you fail. And if you fail gym, you're never getting into college!"
"Oh-my-God. You guys are still telling that lie?"
"Coleslaw? You wanna know what sells? Sex scandals, suicide, bribery. Now,
unless the some kid just killed himself because he was being paid to have
sex with the school mascot in that big vat of coleslaw, I suggest you get
another story!"
"The point here is that disguise can be liberating, can get you to do things that you never thought possible. For Rosalind, her male costume opened the possibility for the great love of her life."
"No sooner had they met but they looked; no sooner looked but they loved; no sooner loved but they sighed...."
"Does he notice me? Does he hear my heart screaming his name? Sometime it's so loud I think the gods can hear my pain. His voice is so mellifluous, Oh, to get just one small kiss."
"This is where the stories are. You are going to become friends with these people. You are going to party with them. You are going to hang out with them on weekends. When they go to the prom, you are going to be in their same-damn-LIMO!!"
"I'M NOT JOSIE GROSSIE ANYMORE!!!"
"Rufilicious? Its not a stick of gum man, its rufus."
"My firm has season tickets to the Met."
"Oh, I love baseball."
"You know what's a weird word?...fork!!"
Josie, the day after she was at "Deloser" (club)
"Oh my God, somebody ate my entire pie! I have no idea how that happened!"
"Hi Guy, guy's, Guy's guys!"
"Billy Prince is taking you to the prom"
"Really?"
"Thats what I'm saying!"
"Oh my god! Why?"
"I don't know."
"You know what, I shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you."
"It's okay- it's nice to have someone to talk to-"
"All I can tell you is when you're my age, the guys will be lined up around the block for you."
"You have to say that because you're my teacher."
"Actually, I shouldn't that because I'm your teacher."
"I'm the coleslaw king of the world!"
"I'm the coleslaw king of the world!"
"Hi, you're here for the sex talk?"
"Well, I like a man who gets to the point"
"You're Pam?"
"If you say so!"
"Okay, sex. Let see...Sex is really fun. When you're old enough. Which none of you are, trust me. I should know, 'cuz when you lose it to some guy named Junior with really bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns 'n' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you listened to your mom when she said, 'Y'know, no one's gonna want to buy the whole ice-cream truck when you're handing out the Popsicles for free."
"You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together."
"Excuse me, let me go die now."
"Josie."
"That's not a theme"
"Thank you. No, Josie will have the answer."
"Uh, how 'bout mean't for each other.......famous couples throughout history."
"Absolutely."
"Like, look. There goes another lemming."
"See you around the cellblock, Mrs. Robinson."
"You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea!"
"Uh-uh! I'm Disco Barbie!"
"And I'm Evening Gown Barbie."
"I am twenty-five years old and I'm an undercover reporter for the Sun Times and I've been beating my brains out trying to impress you people. Let me tell you something, Kirsten, Kristen Gibby- You will spend your lives trying to figure out ways to keep others down because it makes you feel more important. Why her? Let me tell you something about this girl. She is unbelievable. I was new here and she befriended me, no questions asked. But you people were only my friends after my brother, Rob, posed as a student and told you to like me. And to all of you, there's a big world out there. Bigger than prom. Bigger than high school. When you get there, it won't matter if you were prom queen or the quarterback or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and don't be afraid of it."
"Surprise?"
"Surprise you were doing a story on me?"
"No! Surprise, I thought you'd be-"
"What? Happy? Why? Because it turns out all along that I was allowed to be attracted to you?"
"Sorry I am late. It took me forever to get here."
"I know what you mean."
