Disclaimer: I wonder what the world would be like if the sky were yellow. Don't think it would change much but, still. Own something and take good care of it, you never know what you have until you loose it. Rurouni type people always tend to be weird. Kenshin for example is very weird. Hehehehe… believe it or not I wrote a disclaimer… try and find it… if you can't, I'll tell you at the end of the chapter de gozaru…… ^^ A/N: Omigod! what have I done??? Please don't kill me for this idea! It just came up! And I know it's not original… there is a movie about it, but I just wondered… how it would be if Kenshin… well read on… Truth be Told

The ex-hitokiri sighed looking over at Kamiya Kaoru. She was out in the yard raking some leaves, he as usual was doing the laundry apparently lost in deep thought. Yahiko was a few feet, doing some punishment Kaoru gave him for calling her busu, and Sano was sitting on the porch chewing on his famous fish bone. Everything was calm and normal. It was late evening and starting to get dark… why had he done laundry so late today? He needed to clear his mind. Too much was whirling in there and he had no way to express it. He sighed again.

Kaoru would occasionally look up from her chore and find Kenshin looking at her. Both would immediately blush and turn away. Kaoru wished he wasn't so dense… I mean more obvious she could not be. She once got it in her head that she had to be more like Megumi… that didn't turn out the way she planed it. Kenshin unconscious on the floor with a nosebleed and her whacking the living daylights out of Sano and Yahiko for laughing. She sighed to herself.

Sano had just about had it with Kenshin's sessha-ing… this thing between Kenshin and Jou-chan just bugged the hell out of him, he hadn't a clue why. Maybe because Kaoru cooked more than Kenshin lately. He really did want Jou-chan to be happy. But hell it was up to that red-headed baka. He too had tried a lot of things to get them together, of course he always got the worst of it from Kaoru. This was just too frustrating! He sighed.

Yahiko mentally counted the swings getting more annoyed with each stroke. Busu had been very moody lately and he could bet it was all Kenshin's fault. What trouble could it possibly cost him to just say he loved her? Hey, he was a kid. Not stupid. And he lived with these people. So it was impossible not to notice. He had made the same moves on Tsubame, if not possibly more, than Kenshin had on Kaoru. And it sucked, because Kaoru would burst out at Yahiko and Sano… but more at him. Things really had to change. He let out an exhausted sigh.

'I wish Kenshin would say what he is thinking.' wished Kaoru.

'I wish the damn baka just came out with the truth!' cursed Sano

'I wish Kenshin could just say what he means!' thought Yahiko

'Sessha would love it if he were honest with himself de gozaru.'

"Awwwwwww! The Kenshin-gumi is so united even their thoughts are the same! Well today is your lucky day!!!!!!!" said a girl's voice from nowhere

Every one at the dojo panicked and practically fell over hearing the strange voice, looking around looking for the source of it.

"Oki!! Your wishes will be granted!!!!"

"Oro! Who are you de gozaru ka?!" said a spooked out Kenshin

"hehehehehe…… someone evil…… hehehe…! Ja!"

Everyone stayed put seeing if the weird voice would speak again. Not hearing anything after a few seconds they relaxed… sort of.

"Kuso! What the hell was that??" asked Sano

"I don't know… but, it… she… what ever! Scared me!" answered Kaoru

"Damn that stupid voice."

Everybody turned to Kenshin. He responded with bulging eyes and an 'oro'.

"Kenshin… what was that?" asked Sano

"The truth de gozaru…… oro!" replied Kenshin

"Kenshin are you ok?" asked a concerned Kaoru

"Hai." He said simply "Demo… it think I should go to bed."

"Ok… matte… why? it's only seven o clock!" responded Kaoru "Why do you want to go to bed?"

"I think I need to figure some things out."

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It was late, deep midnight. And Kenshin could not sleep. He kept thinking about last evening and what the hell had made him speak his mind.

"Kenshin."

"Huh? Oh, gomen Kaoru-dono, sessha did not mean to wake you de gozaru yo." said Kenshin looking up.

"You didn't wake me, I couldn't sleep. Are you sure you're ok?"

Kenshin smiled. 'I shouldn't worry Kaoru with my problems, I'll just say I'm fine.' "Sessha is troubled de gozaru yo." He said 'What the?!?'

"What's wrong? You can tell me… some times it helps…"

'Nani?? What am I going to tell her?? Why couldn't I say I'm fine?? Why did I say that in the evening???'

"What the hell is going on de gozaru ka?!?!?"

Kaoru starred. Kenshin hadn't realized. "What's going on with what Kenshin?"

"Oro!!" 'I said that out loud??? No I didn't! what's happening to me??? It's like… I can't… lie… Ororororo!!!' Kenshin freaked.

"Kenshin…" Kaoru said now very worried. She placed her hand over his.

"Your hand is soft………… oro!"

Kaoru and Kenshin both blushed at the outburst. What in Kami-sama's name was happening to him??

"Sou… sou desu ka?… ano… arigatou." asked Kaoru softly

"You're the most beautiful woman I know… plus for your age, you're mature, responsible, dedicated… and you have a great rack."

Both their eyes bulged at that one.

"Baka Hentai!!!!!!!!" screamed Kaoru

"Oro!! But you do! …… Orororo!!!I mean…! Yes! But… your butt is nice too! Oro!! Ano…! You're hot de gozaru!!! ... Orororororo!!!!!"

Kenshin put his hand over his mouth to stop himself, he could see no other way. Every time he tried to say no, the words wouldn't come out! He just couldn't! …… meanwhile…… a various set of veins had appeared on Kaoru's head. Kenshin sweat dropped.

"You look odd with that face… you scare me…"

Kami-sama! Why didn't he just jump into a pit full of snakes, fire and sharp objects? It would be less painful. Kaoru's eye twitched, and the last thing he saw were really scary eyes and Kaoru's knuckles.

Kaoru breathed hard over Kenshin's unconscious body. 'How dare he???? Kenshin no hentai!!……… matte! He thinks I'm hot!' she blushed. But this is not like him. He would never say those things to her. What if he was just bluffing? Was he playing with her? He would never! She dismissed the thought immediately. Scolding herself for thinking such a horrible thing.

She looked over at him and sighed, picking him up and taking him to his room. Getting there he had kinda latched onto her saying really odd things. Kaoru tried pushing him off but he refused to let go, therefore taking Kaoru down with him. When they fell he recovered and looked up to see a blushing Kaoru over him. Mm, her yukata was opening at the front.

"Oro! I can see your boobs de gozaru! Did we have sex?!"

Kaoru blushed some more and had a really strong urge to knock him out again, but she would get nowhere with that. Instead she sighed and closed up her yukata, glaring at Kenshin.

"Kenshin… I don't know what's wrong with you, but apparently it's something serious… so just try to go to sleep ne?"

"But I don't want to go to sleep… I'm not sleepy."

"Then what do you want to do?"

"Have sex…"

Kenshin was asleep two seconds later, more like unconscious but that would do. Kaoru stormed out of the room very pissed and confused. Kenshin lay swirly eyed on his futon four a couple of hours, he woke up when it was still dark, but the sun would soon be up. He had to go to Kaoru's room and explain. He didn't know how, but a lot of weird things had happened to him before, so somehow he didn't doubt it for very long. He stood in front of Kaoru's door and took in a deep breath. quietly he slid it open and saw her lying there covered up to the top of her head, he could only see a slim bump rising and falling slightly. Kenshin went over to sit next to her and took another deep breath.

He reached over to touch what looked like her shoulder, hmmm, her shoulder was awfully soft…°~° … oh… no… please… no… he slowly uncovered her to find out what he feared… her shoulder was not her shoulder at all. And yet… his hand was still there. Kaoru stirred 'Ororororo!!!' he took his hand off and ran out of there as fast as his body would let him, forgetting there was a door to be opened. He ran through the rice paper tripping and making a big hole in it. He panicked some more and ran off again. Strait into a beam.

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"Oi! Jou-chan! Do you know that Kenshin is unconscious against a beam? What did he do now? ¬¬' or not do?"

"Nande? What do you mean?" Kaoru got up and saw her door a disaster.

What's going on? She got up and tightened her yukata seeing Sano poke Kenshin's body with his foot.

"Kenshin! Mou! Sano, stop that!" she pushed him away and crouched down to where Kenshin was. She shook him a little and he came to.

"Kenshin what happened?" she asked worried

"I ran into a pole de gozaru."

"We know that genius, but why?" asked Sano

Kenshin panicked, wait, Sano had asked him, he only needed to tell Sano. Standing up and signalling for Sano to crouch he whispered into his ear what had happened. Sano's eyes bulged. Kenshin sweat dropped, and Kaoru stood confused.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WHY?!" asked Sano between laughs.

Kenshin sweat dropped some more and whispered the very odd story into Sano's ear. From which he got a "Nani?!? are you insane??" 'No I am not insane I am telling you the truth! I can't lie!!' Kenshin whispered again.

"Kenshin… was there someone in my room yesterday night?" Kaoru asked wanting to be included in the conversation. Kenshin freaked, Sano smirked. 'Prove it…' he mouthed to Kenshin.

"Hai… Kaoru-dono…" he said unwillingly.

"Do you know who it was?" she asked again

"Ha… hai…"

"Was he the one who slammed you against the beam?"

"ano… hai…"

Sano's smile faded just a little bit seeing that Kenshin said what he said. The he smiled again guessing at the next question… Kenshin was sweating so much he looked like a waterfall.

"Well… who was it?"

"Se… sessha!"

"Nani?? what were you doing in my room!!??" Kaoru suddenly got very angry.

"Touching your boob de gozaru!………Ororororo!!!!!!"

Sano's mouth dropped. He panicked and looked from side to side, deciding that jumping over the dojo gate was the easiest way out. He was out of there in a flash leaving behind a wide eyed Kaoru and mouth sagging Sano.

Kenshin was running down the street wide eyed and attracting a lot of attention. He had just told Kaoru that he… Oro!!! This was awful! He couldn't lie! He HAD to answer the truth! His mouth moved involuntarily! People backed away but watched the slightly disturbed samurai. Well slightly would be an understatement.

"What the hell are you looking at?! Yes I DO have problems! Do you mind?!" he blurted to no one in particular. "Orororo!!!!"

He ran faster and stopped at the forest.

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A/N: well???? What do you think???? You have to leave me your review! You have to leave me a suggestion! I have no idea where this story is going to go! So the next chapter is sorta up to you guys!, I hope you liked it, ¬¬ I admit it is kinda weird, but hey, weird is my middle name, ¬¬ well actually I don't have a middle name, but! Oh! Any ways about the disclaimer, all you had to do was look at the first letter of every sentence, if you figured it out… Good for you!! And if you didn't don't blame me for being original ¬¬ better yet don't blame me for not having anything better to do…